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[A_Few_Thoughts: Getting_All_Meta_Via_Haiku]

is brilliant, and I do
commend you all for

being so very
spectacular in your filth
but you know? I can't

help thinking Trent would
be appalled at the thought
of fucking his dog.

And, if we want to
be so retarded we have
to earn it with brains

sometimes. I demand
therefore, that Gabriel shut-up
and beg the rest of you

to say something sweet
and preferrably, clever,
before I fucking

crack. Dear readers, what
have we become? I thought
Trent was our sweet love?

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Interesting. So very true on the last bit.

Posted by: Rachel | Aug 3, 2006 5:33:58 AM

He is...but...he makes it so easy to think KINKY things about him...although..for the record, fuckinghis dog was not one I'd have ever thought of on my own

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 7:14:26 AM

I fear the haiku
but facing fear is brave, right?
Trent rescued my soul.

His brain, his heart and
yes, those teeth have saved me from
a life of despair.

How was that, Dierdre? It hurt my brain a great deal...and it's quite dreadful. But wait- there's more...

I do not believe
that our true love Trent Reznor
would go for dog sex

but he'd tap the ass
of a tender sweet young thing
in a dog costume.

Posted by: kathy | Aug 3, 2006 7:24:58 AM

-snickers at the image THAT brings to mind.-

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 8:08:54 AM

Oh shut the fuck up, Dierdre, you pompous wench. We don't need to "earn" anything, and we can fucking talk about all matters of fucking ridiculousness all we fucking want -- it's not harming fucking anybody, Trent Fucking Reznor certainly doesn't give a fucking fuck, and it's fucking good fun for fucking all.


Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 9:23:35 AM

Fuck you, Gabriel!

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 9:29:29 AM

Drawing a blank, a haiku by maise

I'm stumped. How am I
supposed to be clever *and*
sweet at the same time?

Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 9:31:29 AM

I do it all the time, bitch!


Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 9:35:59 AM


More fun with the word Fuck!

-points at the link-

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 9:36:17 AM

Yeah, Harvard University is going to be contacting us any second about those honorary doctorates.

Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 9:49:25 AM

Gabriel Is Right
A Haiku by Jane

What have we become
indeed, Dierdre! You big fat
pollyanna. FUCK.

Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 9:59:01 AM

I have a question, a haiku by maise

How are we supposed
to bring the brains when we have
all lost our damn minds?

Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:01:40 AM

I don't understand
How to raise the bar when we con
sider our purpose (here).

Which is not to say that I disagree with Dierdre's point, and it's (primarily) her site, anyway.

Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:10:57 AM

Figure It The Fuck Out
A Haiku of Remonstrance by Dierdre

Maybe if you used
your brain, and applied yourself
it would cum to you.

I'm No Pollyanna
A Haiku of Protest by Dierdre

Fuck you, Jane you are
such a bitch. I have made it
clear I would ride Trent

hard, and leave him spent
given even half a chance,
so shut up, you whore.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:13:01 AM

Readers revolt! Dierdre's pretentiousness revealed! Film at eleven!

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 10:16:26 AM

Our Purpose Here (for JR)
A Haiku by Dierdre

Exists to tell Trent that he
is loved and adored.

Filth is great, but what
about the fucking love, man?
I'm a romantic!

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:17:05 AM

oh, and D? only a pollyanna would think riding trent is the saddle to happiness.

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 10:17:34 AM

The "saddle to happiness"? Are you back on crack, G?

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:18:55 AM

Jesus Maise how
can I stay on task when I
find shit like this? AHH!

For those who don’t want
To believe Trent-n-Maise’s
doggie style, don’t click!

Posted by: Iris | Aug 3, 2006 10:20:37 AM

I don't think a single worse picture of Trent possibly exists. And that's before the peanut butter.

Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:23:11 AM

Oh, I thought that was Michael Jackson.

God, what an awful picture.

Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:25:22 AM


Iris, you are fucking awesome.

Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 10:25:38 AM

Dierdre, I'm into talking about the love. Get us started, girl, show us the way back.

Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:26:06 AM

The Quadratic Formula of WTC:

WTC = Gabriel's negativity + or - the square root of [(Dierdre's love squared) minus 4(snark)(filth)], which is all divided by 2(haiku).

Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:30:17 AM

Oh, Trent, How I Worship Thee
A Haiku of Bullshit, by Jane

Trent, oh dear Trent!
My breast burns with the pure fire
oh my passion. Yea,

Verily, though you
are ever so far from my
grasp, I worship thee

from afar, both night
and also day. Oh, Trent! I
sigh and sigh and sigh.

There, Dierdre, are you fucking happy?

Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 10:33:21 AM

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