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2006.08.03
[A_Few_Thoughts: Getting_All_Meta_Via_Haiku]
WTC
is brilliant, and I do
commend you all for
being so very
spectacular in your filth
but you know? I can't
help thinking Trent would
be appalled at the thought
of fucking his dog.
And, if we want to
be so retarded we have
to earn it with brains
sometimes. I demand
therefore, that Gabriel shut-up
and beg the rest of you
to say something sweet
and preferrably, clever,
before I fucking
crack. Dear readers, what
have we become? I thought
Trent was our sweet love?
Posted by Dierdre ~ in inside_dierdre | Permalink
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Interesting. So very true on the last bit.
Posted by: Rachel | Aug 3, 2006 5:33:58 AM
He is...but...he makes it so easy to think KINKY things about him...although..for the record, fuckinghis dog was not one I'd have ever thought of on my own
Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 7:14:26 AM
I fear the haiku
but facing fear is brave, right?
Trent rescued my soul.
His brain, his heart and
yes, those teeth have saved me from
a life of despair.
How was that, Dierdre? It hurt my brain a great deal...and it's quite dreadful. But wait- there's more...
I do not believe
that our true love Trent Reznor
would go for dog sex
but he'd tap the ass
of a tender sweet young thing
in a dog costume.
Posted by: kathy | Aug 3, 2006 7:24:58 AM
-snickers at the image THAT brings to mind.-
Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 8:08:54 AM
Oh shut the fuck up, Dierdre, you pompous wench. We don't need to "earn" anything, and we can fucking talk about all matters of fucking ridiculousness all we fucking want -- it's not harming fucking anybody, Trent Fucking Reznor certainly doesn't give a fucking fuck, and it's fucking good fun for fucking all.
FUCK!
Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 9:23:35 AM
Fuck you, Gabriel!
Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 9:29:29 AM
Drawing a blank, a haiku by maise
I'm stumped. How am I
supposed to be clever *and*
sweet at the same time?
Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 9:31:29 AM
I do it all the time, bitch!
(LOL.)
Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 9:35:59 AM
HAHAHAHA!
-points at the link-
Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 3, 2006 9:36:17 AM
Yeah, Harvard University is going to be contacting us any second about those honorary doctorates.
Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 9:49:25 AM
Gabriel Is Right
A Haiku by Jane
What have we become
indeed, Dierdre! You big fat
pollyanna. FUCK.
Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 9:59:01 AM
I have a question, a haiku by maise
How are we supposed
to bring the brains when we have
all lost our damn minds?
Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:01:40 AM
I don't understand
How to raise the bar when we con
sider our purpose (here).
Which is not to say that I disagree with Dierdre's point, and it's (primarily) her site, anyway.
Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:10:57 AM
Figure It The Fuck Out
A Haiku of Remonstrance by Dierdre
Maybe if you used
your brain, and applied yourself
it would cum to you.
I'm No Pollyanna
A Haiku of Protest by Dierdre
Fuck you, Jane you are
such a bitch. I have made it
clear I would ride Trent
hard, and leave him spent
given even half a chance,
so shut up, you whore.
Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:13:01 AM
Readers revolt! Dierdre's pretentiousness revealed! Film at eleven!
Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 10:16:26 AM
Our Purpose Here (for JR)
A Haiku by Dierdre
WTC
Exists to tell Trent that he
is loved and adored.
Filth is great, but what
about the fucking love, man?
I'm a romantic!
Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:17:05 AM
oh, and D? only a pollyanna would think riding trent is the saddle to happiness.
Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 3, 2006 10:17:34 AM
The "saddle to happiness"? Are you back on crack, G?
Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 3, 2006 10:18:55 AM
Jesus Maise how
can I stay on task when I
find shit like this? AHH!
For those who don’t want
To believe Trent-n-Maise’s
doggie style, don’t click!
Posted by: Iris | Aug 3, 2006 10:20:37 AM
I don't think a single worse picture of Trent possibly exists. And that's before the peanut butter.
Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:23:11 AM
Oh, I thought that was Michael Jackson.
God, what an awful picture.
Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:25:22 AM
ROTFLMFAO.
Iris, you are fucking awesome.
Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 10:25:38 AM
Dierdre, I'm into talking about the love. Get us started, girl, show us the way back.
Posted by: JR | Aug 3, 2006 10:26:06 AM
The Quadratic Formula of WTC:
WTC = Gabriel's negativity + or - the square root of [(Dierdre's love squared) minus 4(snark)(filth)], which is all divided by 2(haiku).
Posted by: maise | Aug 3, 2006 10:30:17 AM
Oh, Trent, How I Worship Thee
A Haiku of Bullshit, by Jane
Trent, oh dear Trent!
My breast burns with the pure fire
oh my passion. Yea,
Verily, though you
are ever so far from my
grasp, I worship thee
from afar, both night
and also day. Oh, Trent! I
sigh and sigh and sigh.
There, Dierdre, are you fucking happy?
Posted by: Jane | Aug 3, 2006 10:33:21 AM
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