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Okay, I do like the picture.

Posted by: maise | Sep 29, 2005 1:00:33 PM

Finally, a picture you've posted that doesn't totally creep me out.

Posted by: Kim | Sep 29, 2005 1:03:03 PM

Yeah, it's a nice change from the pure horror of Jesus and Hitler.

Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 29, 2005 1:28:20 PM

meathead is absolutely right. all of you on this site should read his words very carefully because he might just save your life. YOU ALL NEED TO FUCKING STOP. this site is RIDICULOUS and incredibly annoying. Of course to this you'll say: "Hey man. If you don't like it, don't visit the site." Well, good idea. I won't.

Posted by: Max | Sep 29, 2005 2:56:10 PM

I hope Meathead is enjoying the seemingly endless parade of idiocy displayed by his lemming-like groupies. Very Impressive.

Posted by: Jane | Sep 29, 2005 2:58:26 PM


Posted by: Kim | Sep 29, 2005 2:58:50 PM

I like Meathead. I like Echoing the Sound. I like dellusional trentporn, a lot. I can't help it. I'm a fan.

Must everything be taken so sseerriioouussllyy?

Posted by: greatbigfatbitch | Sep 29, 2005 3:42:25 PM

Bonsoir, tout le monde.

I have just looked at the link to Monsieur LaTetedeviande It is almost enough to make me contemplate becoming a vegetarian. I am taking a long time to say what I want to say, cheries, because je suis triste. I know the rivalry remains entre Gabriel et Monsieur LaTetedeviande, but I do not understand, especially comme une jeune catholique, why Monsieur LaTetedeviande would wish that I had been an abortion. That is cruel beyond any punishment or hatred that could even exist inside the recesses of my mind, even after my story was censored by Gabriel. I cannot believe how much pain remains in the souls of fans of notre amour, even after he himself has recovered himself to the point where he is no longer in that negative space.

I used to like Monsieur LaTetedeviande. On s'amusait bien chez le perspective du viande. But now, here is someone qui je n'ai jamais rencontre, je n'ai jamais parle avec, and they are wishing the worst possible things on my life. All for writing a story. I suppose I should be greatful, since writers comme Camus, Breton, et Rimbaud were detested by many when their first books were published. But I am not as strong as they are. And I may spend this samedi soir crying in my corner, pendant que je mange des pains au chocolat, because I do not need to do les actes deguelasses that Monsieur LaTetedeviande describes in his paragraph about me. I am very sorry that he has more hatred in his soul than Gabriel could ever have inside of his entire being. It is very sad and pathetique, and that is why I cry. I do not cry for the hatred his words have inflicted; I cry for the source of the hatred and pain, and I feel sorrow for the soul of Monsieur LaTetedeviande.

Posted by: Mimi | Sep 29, 2005 4:01:16 PM

Mimi, don't cry. I don't want to get in the middle of the Gab. v/s Meat thing. I enjoy the MHP, I enjoy talking to folks here, I like the NIN hotline. I do feel upset that MH decided to trash those who did not attack him.

Please don't cry. I think MH was probably very angry at Gab and decided to attack everything associated with Gab.

I don't like all this hatred directed towards each other. We are NIN fans.


Posted by: bex | Sep 29, 2005 4:24:29 PM

And an early Christmas present for Dierdre... the Vancouver pics and vid from some nice soul on ETS:



Posted by: Kim | Sep 29, 2005 4:50:39 PM

Well, if your intention was to drag his updates down to run of the mill internet geek-flaming, mission accomplished.

Posted by: Roth | Sep 29, 2005 4:51:47 PM

I heard trent likes men.

Posted by: HI | Sep 29, 2005 5:10:25 PM

Meathead is just jealous because he can't write about Trent doing his pussy. Because Trent never would! Fucking boo hoo.

Posted by: Blacklightfreakout | Sep 29, 2005 5:21:47 PM

wait...what?...are you people serious?

Posted by: feildmouse | Sep 29, 2005 9:23:19 PM

What the fuck is gothemo?

Posted by: Eron | Sep 29, 2005 10:21:12 PM

An open letter to all the newcomers of today:

Hello! If you ever happen to read this site in detail, you may notice that there is a small, but very dedicated, group of people who rip on Gabriel every single day of the week. Because just when you think he couldn't write anything more cringe-worthy ("chalice...shudder") or more bizarrely self-defeating ("what's with all the hating?") or more godawful ("Jesus, he's born again!"), he writes something even crazier. Then we give him shit for it. And that little masochist loves every minute of it. This goes on day after day, and after a while...well, it kind of becomes a relationship, you know? Like he's the pesky little brother you give swirlies to when your parents aren't looking. But that doesn't mean we'd let just anybody give him a metaphorical swirlie.

In other words, yes, he is a crazy bitch, but he's OUR crazy bitch.

And maybe you need that 30 seconds of feeling superior to other people, as you take a break from meticulously rearranging your Halo and lithograph collections, but if all you can bring to the table is something along the lines of "U suk!!! lolz!!!! get a life!!!"...well, I recommend you just leave this to the experts...

Posted by: maise | Sep 29, 2005 10:44:49 PM

Mimi, I love you to absolute pieces.

Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 30, 2005 12:17:04 AM

Eron, obviously "gothemo" is goth + emo.

Gabriel, do you think we need a FAQ or something?

Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 30, 2005 12:19:19 AM

Well, I am drunk tonight (not that that is any different than most nights), but I think you're right Dierdre. I think perhaps a WTC_FAQ would be useful.

Section 1 would be written by Kim, who understands the notion of a webspace that allows one to express themselves freely, even if other participants disagree.

Secion II would be written by Maise, who so eloquently stated that every subculture has its own rituals and organizing principles, and that the intrusion of utter retardation of the 4th grade variety by simple-minded half-breed fuckwits of the ETS mentality, with no pupose other than to stir up shit, not only does not accomplish said goal, but only proves any points made about the stupidity and irrelevancy of said half-breed fuckwits in the first place.

Section III should be written by you, Dierdre, regarding the importance and validity of supporting an artist in any and all ways one can find viable within one's self, for that is the only true way any of us can celebrate art.

And Section IV would be written by me, regarding the fact that Meathead obviously DOES suck, that my post very clearly DID strike home (has the fucktard ever struck out in such a way before? I think not), and that the lemming-esque "retaliation" by all the kowtowed ETS'ers only proves every point I've ever made about Echoing the Sound and its fuckwit minions.

And the closing would be the lovely lyrics to a new song I'm working on for L'orangerie Stank, currently entitled "Reflection/Indirection", which is all about how moronic all of our fellow fans can be at times.

To all the WTC supporters, I salute and thank you. Your emails and support today have been huge.

And to the rest of you: Damn; you're all even worse than I thought. No wonder Trent dismissed all of you motherfuckers so readily. Prepare to eat the SUCK, bitches.

Posted by: Gabriel | Sep 30, 2005 2:06:51 AM

Gabriel, as much as I sometimes think you are out of your fucking mind, and as much as I could not be readier to kick your ass for all your hatin', and finally, as much as I think you need to curb your consumption of mind altering substances, I wanted to just say, my old friend, that you are adorable when drunk, and that moreover, I love you to absolute pieces.

That's from the heart, bitch, so take it as the horrible, sentimental drivel it is, and remember it the next time I justifiably rip you a new one.

Also: I just want to say, to all of WTC's loyal readers, that your charms are almost as magnificent as Trent's. I think you know that's a high compliment, coming from me, Dierdre KEATING.


Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 30, 2005 3:15:19 AM

Maise, once again, you say things so well. thank you.

Posted by: bex | Sep 30, 2005 5:32:33 AM

That having been said, Gabriel, now shut the fuck up about Meathead. No good will come of your spouting off.

Posted by: maise | Sep 30, 2005 7:50:12 AM

Ha. Good one, Maise. I think you know Gabriel better than that, don't you?

Although, I do hope the Meathead-faithful will fuck off. I've never seen a less articulate flame job as the one they tried to sting us with yesterday. They are as stupid as Meathead is clever.

I think it was Emmanuel Kant who said: "Seek not the favor of the multitude; it is seldom got by honest means. But seek the testimony of few; and number not voices, but weigh them."

Meathead has numbers, but with friends like that, who needs enemas?

Let me just add that I think this has got to be one of the most brilliantly obtuse and dunderheaded things I've ever read.

And we're supposed to be upset that these boneheads hate us?


Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 30, 2005 8:14:45 AM

Oh Goodness. Kim, I love the presents!

This one's my favorite, because...

Helloooooooo shorty!

adorable. Also. NICE PANTS.

Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 30, 2005 8:27:28 AM

I bet Argenteumastrum lives here.......

Posted by: cody | Sep 30, 2005 8:38:46 AM

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