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2007.03.28

[Inside_Dierdre: Total_Boredom]

You know what, guys? I am fucking BORED.

I hate the Year Zero ARG.

I know there are a lot of totally obsessive NINnies out there who can't eat enough shit with a spoon, and they fucking love it, Mmmmm-mmmm, and sure, there are some nice elements -- the "presence", the political perspective with which I couldn't possibly agree more, the "art is resistence" slogan -- but the whole fucking thing smells a little too much like a dipshitty geekfest master-minded by Rob Sheridan to me. Yeah, I know Trent says he and that idiotic beer-can vagina fucking frat boy thought it all up, but I don't give a shit, and I don't have all fucking day to learn morse code or some shit, after trolling the internet for the latest garbled website chock-loaded with painfully obvious paranoia-for-fun.

Seriously: YAWN.

You know what else I'm fucking bored with? Gabriel and his fucking stupid minions. Seriously: all the spunk, dog-fucking, I-am-Christ tomfoolery is SO FUCKING BORING. I'm over it. All that ever happens around here is a bunch of total fucktards worshipping at the altar of the biggest bitchboy I have ever known. Jesus, people. GET A LIFE.

One thing that isn't boring, though? I'm seeing Nine Inch Nails tomorrow -- WITHOUT THOSE BITCHES. You know what else?

NO REGRET.

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The CHURCH OF GABRIEL officially excommunicates you, Dierdre.

We are growing in number every day under the leadership of the all-seeing Gabriel.

Posted by: Angelman | Mar 28, 2007 11:43:45 AM

Somebody let me know when this site becomes fun again.

YAWN indeed.

Posted by: emerald527 | Mar 28, 2007 11:49:04 AM

When was it fun? When there were photo essays about trent's facial hair? PLEASE.

Gabriel being a huge pain in the ass MAKES this place. And now that his second in command has arrived, ME, it is even better.

Posted by: Angelman | Mar 28, 2007 12:02:30 PM

Oh am I not entertaining enough for you all? What's wrong? Do you need some fucking picture of Trent Reznor to rub yourselves raw with? All of you can take a bath in my warm, golden piss. I HATE EVERYONE. Is that goth enough for you? Fuckers.

Dierdre, stop being a LAME LUDDITE. Get with the motherfucking 21st century. Guess what? Trent isn't sitting next to a roaring fire, pondering the words of T.S. Eliot. Motherfucker is sitting in a fucking tour bus that smells of Aaron North's farts, continually plugged into his laptop, surfing ETS while playing his PS3 and his PSP and XBox 360 all at the same motherfucking time. Then he looks out for the new coolest ARGs. That is our Dear Leader, Dierdre. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS. Get with the ARG and give me my fucking ticket that is on L'orangerie Stank's business AmEx.

Posted by: maise | Mar 28, 2007 12:12:28 PM

Well, what can I tell you, Maise, it's fucking BORING. Why don't you save your golden piss for someone who gives a rat's ass. Also, let's get real: L'orangerie Stank is a figment of Gabriel's imagination, you are manager of NOTHING, and there is no business AMEX.

Your ticket has been SOLD, bitch. Like your fucking SOUL.

Posted by: Dierdre | Mar 28, 2007 12:17:48 PM

Look, unto me, my children, and witness what I hath wrought.

Gabedamn, I fucking RULE.

Oh, and Dierdre? This is the proof of your TERRIBLE LIE. My sounds have only begun to wreak their havok upon the world, and neither you, your ARG Resistance, nor your legion of droolies can stop the fated destiny of all.

I AM LEGION.

Angelman, bring forth the fires of redemption, for all to bask in their purifying glory.

(Oh, and Maise, thanks for fetching my power adapter. Good dog.)

Posted by: Gabriel | Mar 28, 2007 12:22:05 PM

Wow, Dierdre, you've become quite the Stalinist lately, haven't you? Not happy unless every conversation is heading in an approved direction? I can hardly wait to spend some time in the Secret Dierdre Police Interrogation Room.

Well, you know what? The Revolution is coming, and it's coming for you.

That's right, you just keep pissing me off.

Posted by: maise | Mar 28, 2007 12:31:00 PM

Know what, Maise? I DON'T CARE.

Posted by: Dierdre | Mar 28, 2007 12:33:26 PM

Dierdre, please. You know the whole reason you're bored is because we're not there to put the twinkle in your eye. We're not there to console you in your constant fits. We're not there to give you attention...so you're bored.

And you really should be more interested in this ARG thing. Perhaps you would be if you weren't so wrapped up in this monkey gifting BF of yours. I mean where does it go from a monkey? Is he going to give you a whole fucking menagerie of stuffed toys? Actually I think we passed a shop not long ago that had a shop with just those kind of "toys". Perhaps you should ditch the plushie lover and rejoin your friends...forget this silly resentment for once and remember the real reason we all dragged our sorry asses here to Europe...Trent Mother Fucking Reznor. And AMEX card or not, we'll be at that fucking show. Both of them.

Posted by: Iris | Mar 28, 2007 12:33:47 PM

Bitches, bitches, bitches -- let's get one thing straight here -- only one person gets to verbally fist fuck Dierdre around here -- and that is ME.

Learn your places, Supplicants, or I'll be turning loaves to fishes and shoving them up both of your asses.

I Am Gabriel, and I have spoken.

Posted by: Gabriel | Mar 28, 2007 12:35:18 PM

You know what, Gabriel? You're getting on my last nerve too.

The Revolution will be godless/Gabeless.

Prepare yourself.

Posted by: maise | Mar 28, 2007 12:37:26 PM

Oh shut it already, Maise, without me you'd be just another homeless retriever on the corner looking for her Master.

I am yours. Suck it, and shut it.

Posted by: Gabriel | Mar 28, 2007 12:40:32 PM

What the fuck ever Gabriel. You have yet to provide a loaf of bread or even a goddamn blanket so far on this trip. All you do is proclaim your infinite Godness which isn't helping with the begging at all. Nobody wants to listen to the Jesus freak standing on the soapbox. Get a fucking clue!

Posted by: Iris | Mar 28, 2007 12:42:19 PM

I've got your loaf right here in my pants, Iris. Now do as I command or I'll be annointing the pair of you in my holy oil.

And by "oil" I mean... oh, nevermind.

Posted by: Gabriel | Mar 28, 2007 12:44:29 PM

You know, Gabriel, crucifixion isn't just for monkeys anymore.

Posted by: maise | Mar 28, 2007 12:46:35 PM

I'm with you, Deirdre. But I prefer magnetic monkeypaws to velcro. They're far more forgiving on delicate fabric. And I would love a photomontage on TR's facial hair. He could be hiding secret codes in those sideburns of his.

Posted by: flyrabbit | Mar 28, 2007 12:48:27 PM

If what you're refering to in your pants is that dough that just won't rise then I'll pass. I can find a bagel in the trash.

Posted by: Iris | Mar 28, 2007 12:49:21 PM

Did anyone ask you, flyrabbit? We're in the MIDDLE of a DISCUSSION here.

Posted by: maise | Mar 28, 2007 12:51:59 PM

You know, I'm starting to agree with Dierdre.

Posted by: Gabriel | Mar 28, 2007 12:54:16 PM

Gabriel, you need a new pretend best friend.

Posted by: JR | Mar 28, 2007 1:31:43 PM

I really can't believe the mouthiness of the ladies on this site. Gabriel preaches that women should be seen and NOT HEARD. Follow the gospel.

NIN is a sell-out band ever since they stopped playing as EXOTIC BIRDS.

Although Gabe and I sold out when we started playing as L'Orangerie Stank and stopped playing as TROPICAL FISH.

FOLLOW.

Posted by: Angelman | Mar 28, 2007 1:37:39 PM

Angelman, suck it.

I'm a good, Gabe-fearing girl, and I realize the importance of not worshipping false prophets.

Why don't you go back to handing out flowers at the airport?

Posted by: JR | Mar 28, 2007 1:46:05 PM

Go BACK to handing out flowers? Shit. I'm doing that RIGHT NOW.

Posted by: Angelamn | Mar 28, 2007 1:54:44 PM

Oh Angelman, you're HEAVENLY.

Posted by: JR | Mar 28, 2007 1:58:56 PM

Click my name and witness the funniest video ever.

Posted by: Angelman | Mar 28, 2007 5:13:46 PM

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