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2006.10.28

[Inside_Dierdre: Orgasmic_Joy, Coupled_With_Deep_Scorn]

Why?

Because, as I'm sure you all know by now, HRH Trent Reznor is finally getting his slinky little ass over to my side of the planet, and I am finally going to get to see the show here in the more civilized part of the world known as EUROPE.

Moreover, reports from inside the Empire of Dirt -- in fact, reports from the Big Giant Head himself -- are that a new record should "drop" in April, by which I assume Mr. Cool means "will be released". I can only dream that these developments mean that the tour which commences in the early part of 2007 and includes my adopted city should also include the following scenario: me, Dierdre Keating, reduced to slack-jawed admiration and brought to shattering climax upon hearing Trent sing new songs, alive and in person. In fact, I totally came as I typed that sentence, and when I did, I totally saw fireworks.

You guys know how much I kinda like Trent and his songs, right? So... yeah. That's my reaction.

You know what, though? My expectations for the new Nine Inch Nails record are very specific: basically, I am hoping that Trent will write the songs on it, and that he will sing them. I'm pretty sure that if those two criteria are met, it will totally ROCK my ASS, and some other parts of me besides, including my heart and mind. Yeah, it's cheesey to say that, but FUCK YOU, hater. I can only hope that when he arrives in Europe, Trent will not only be bringing the incredible continuation of his always riveting aesthetic journey, but that he will also be prepared to sonically make sweet, but nasty and sometimes violent love to all of us, because I adore it when he does that.

Not everyone, however, is inclined to BE FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR WHAT THE GOOD LORD HAS GIVEN, and by that, I mean what the good lord has given to Trent in terms of his volcanic artistic virility, some of which he will soon distribute to us via whatever channels he sees fit in the new year. Some people, people who call themselves CHRISTIANS, and who dare to call Trent THE PASTOR, don't really see fit to accept this unlooked-for mana from heaven (I mean, who knew that "shortly" meant LONG BEFORE we NIN fans even got the slightest bit antsy?! Praise the Lord!), and instead, would rather carry on and fucking on about how much it's going to "suck more than ever before" and how they are sick and tired of the same band line-up, and what the fuck ever else. Jesus Fucking Christ, it's tiresome how some people do carry on.

I've really only got one thing to say to those people: SHUT THE FUCK UP, YOU BITCHY QUEEN. I mean, not that the current collection of Stank COVERS OF TRENT'S SONGS isn't awesome in a rubber-necking-at-car-crash, Guns-n-Roses-show kind of way, but let's face it: Trent's worst moment -- yes, I mean "Deep", "Starfucker's, Inc.", and that time he wore sunglasses on Top of the Pops -- is still an accomplishment you can only dream of while you endlessly buff the bishop, squeezing off a few measly drops of diseased jizz, thinking about how awesome it would be if you had even a FRACTION of that potentcy, so why don't you just go outside and play a nice game of hide and go fuck yourself.

We'll just hang out here and count to 56 bazillion.

Love,
Dierdre

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Dierdre, how could you?

Posted by: gabrielsbitch | Oct 28, 2006 9:17:34 AM

Dierdre, for the second time this week, you've made my day. Thank you.

Posted by: Layla | Oct 28, 2006 9:56:58 AM

What website have you been reading, Bitch? How could I not?

I only want to add that you, my dear, are betting on the wrong fucking horse. Gabriel is the world's biggest, GAYEST, fuckwit.

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 28, 2006 10:43:48 AM

You may well be right about the gay part, but I must disagree with the fuckwit part.

Posted by: gabrielsbitch | Oct 28, 2006 11:12:18 AM

Your wit slays me, Bitch.

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 28, 2006 11:27:13 AM

Well the real funny part is after all his huffing and puffing about how there's “a-fucking-nother” tour on the way you know Gabe’s currently pawning whatever he can get his grubby little mitts on so he can buy a flight to Europe.

=P

Posted by: Iris | Oct 28, 2006 12:28:48 PM

Oh, D, you know Gabriel exists to bring the hate. Life would be deadly dull otherwise.

Meanwhile, I'm so excited you finally get to see Trent!

Posted by: maise | Oct 28, 2006 6:07:57 PM

Oh, and I would like to add that because Gabriel has me for a manager, he is headed for certain world rock domination. I have no doubts whatsoever about that. Starting with the annual bake sale for the girls' basketball team at Leland Wolf High in Norman, OK. (Gabe's particularly psyched about this gig for some reason)

Posted by: maise | Oct 28, 2006 6:32:13 PM

Whatever, Maise. Not even your genius could rescue his so-called career from the toilet. And, I don't know why he's excited about some girls' basketball function, SINCE HE'S AS GAY AS THE DAY IS LONG.

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 29, 2006 1:45:28 AM

Actually, Iris, not only am I not trying to get a ticket to Europe, I have received links to the Bridge School shows I haven't downloaded and listened to, and quite frankly, will not be running with baited breath for Reznor's newest whatever.

Hopefully it's good (and by "good" I mean "better than WITH TEETH"). If it is, I'll totally celebrate because good music is awesome, and I love to recreate that old school transcendent revelry... (and thus far, at it's best, NIN these days is about recreating the glory of old, in a very -- Yes, Diedre -- Guns N' Roses kind of way.

I love all y'all, and I do exist to bring the hate, but the truth is NIN is pretty much apathy-villle for me these days. Not slamming on the band, or those that dig em... I'm truthfully just not all that inspired or moved by the guy's work at the moment.

I'm glad you all are. It would be cool for me to be again.

But honestly, it's not that important either way.

Posted by: Gabriel | Oct 31, 2006 10:40:50 AM

is anyone going to the copenhagen show? or zurich show?

Posted by: Tori | Nov 13, 2006 6:18:14 PM

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