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2006.10.15

[Dear_Trent_#_36]

Dear Trent,

You know what's lame? Guys. Guys are lame. It's no coincidence that if you switch the letters in "lame" around, you can also spell "male." I mean, SERIOUSLY, what is your guys's problem?

Ok, I don't mean to lump you in. Generalizations about half the human race are lame, too, and I'm sure you're a perfect boyfriend. Actually, you could go ahead and be less than perfect, and I'd forgive you for some of it on the basis of your sexy teeth alone, to say nothing of your piercing green eyes, and the way you fucking rock, even in manpris. That's an accomplishment, baby.

I know I'm quiet lately, Sparklepants. I've been busy. You've been quiet, too, so I don't feel that bad about it. I hope you've been busy. I just wanted you to know how much I still totally love you.

Kisses,
Dierdre

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Oh, D! Who is the screenwriter of our lives? I want a revision!

Posted by: maise | Oct 16, 2006 8:41:32 AM

I just want to say that I adore how sweet and cute you come across in these, and then, I'm going to drop off the face of the Earth again.

Ciao!

Posted by: KittyKins | Oct 16, 2006 9:13:34 AM

You rock!

Posted by: | Oct 17, 2006 4:24:17 PM

Hey Dierdre, this might cheer you up. It's an interview with Trent from 1994...he was really making me laugh by describing his hometown as some kind of Amish deprivation chamber. "There was no art, there was no cinema, there were no bookstores..." Then in the next segment, in classic Fashion-Challenged-Trent mode, he's rocking a garish yellow shirt and a bandana that makes his ears stick out like a little kid's. Then he goes back to looking HOT AS FUCK and talking about TDS. What does Trent have to do with "The Video Aquarium?" Find out here!

Posted by: maise | Oct 17, 2006 9:42:12 PM

OMG. Baby blue bandana, yellow t-shirt Trent is the biggest dork the world has ever known. How did he transform himself from that total gaywad into the volcanically sexy beast he later became? Evil inside, man.

And by "evil" I mean FUCKING AWESOME.

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 18, 2006 2:10:24 PM

The juxtapositon in that video is really jarring. Trent is a dark and scary misunderstood genius...now he's a dork!...now he's back to being dark and misunderstood...now he's counting how many times the word "fuck" (presumably) appears in "Scarface!"

Posted by: maise | Oct 18, 2006 9:58:18 PM

Plus, I love how hilariously dramatic he is about his inner demons 'n' shit. Seriously, if you look closely, the dork is still TOTALLY PRESENT even in his coolest moments.

Oh, Trent. I will always love you.

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 18, 2006 11:00:28 PM

"I don't know why people are drawn to horror movies and depressing music...but *I* am..."

I love Trent so much, I probably wouldn't even call him out on the melodrama. I would just let him talk and talk about his dark side and just smile.

Posted by: maise | Oct 18, 2006 11:27:59 PM

You're forgetting a very important word spelled with those four letters.

M-E-A-L

I think it's safe to say that there are a few of us who would willingly feast on the yummy Trent, savoring the tasty goodness of the man who is sex on a stick.

Yeah, that would definitely be a dining in for two. Naked.

Posted by: Deviant Author | Oct 20, 2006 7:44:12 AM

Hey all, here are some pics mentioned over at ETS of Trent at last night's Bridge School Benefit.
Trent

Posted by: Chrise | Oct 21, 2006 11:59:42 PM

Thank you, thank you, thank you!

:)

Posted by: Iris | Oct 22, 2006 4:48:20 PM

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