Hola, bitches and bitchettes. I was drinking some delicious coffee this morning, and I wondering how awesome I was, so I checked out my fansite, Gabriel's Whore, when I saw the latest bit of business dedicated to ME:
Yeah, that's right you little piggies, a fucking crossword puzzle, all about me. Sample questions?
2. Gabriel refers to the microphone Trank gave to him as _______.
9. Gabriel's height.
17. Gabriel's favorite subject after himself.
Yeah, that's fucking right -- who else has got a crossword about them? Click on the image to play and win, bitches.
And now when The Pastor refers to "Jesus hanging on his cross", we'll all know who he really means: ME.
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Apparently you have a trivia contest going on over there as well.
Gabriel Miller. Such a brain teaser.
Posted by: maise | Sep 14, 2006 10:53:40 AM
Gabriel, what with the fan site, the merch, this crossword puzzle and the aforementioned trivia contest, you're becoming something of an empire.
Maise, are you still at 10%? This might be the time to renegotiate your terms...
Posted by: JR | Sep 14, 2006 11:20:21 AM
JR, you bring up a good point. Gabriel, we'll have to have a chat.
Posted by: maise | Sep 14, 2006 1:15:24 PM
And BIG UPS to my other boy, LUKAS ROSSI, for winning Rockstar: Supernova last night!!!! Viva La Eyeliner!
Posted by: Gabriel | Sep 14, 2006 2:20:12 PM
Your other boy? What, besides yourself?
Posted by: JR | Sep 14, 2006 2:41:37 PM
Besides RYAN STAR, JR, DUH.
I didn't try out this year because I think Gilby Clarke is BULLSHIT. Maybe I'll have to rock the world next season instead.
Posted by: Gabriel | Sep 14, 2006 2:55:55 PM
Good for you--keep those standards high!
(Also, wasn't there a Ryan Starr on American Idol?)
Posted by: JR | Sep 14, 2006 2:59:55 PM
What Whore, no Gabriel inspired suduko puzzles?
And hey, Big Head Gabe, were you able to complete you own puzzle or are you secretly e-mail Whore for hints?
Final note...Lukas Rossi blows but he and Tommy totally deserve each other. I’ll bet their children will be beautiful.
Posted by: Iris | Sep 14, 2006 3:08:14 PM
That final note was hilarious Iris! Sidenote.. I heard Tv on the Radio on David Letterman about 2 days ago... look how far those guys have come! Good job boys!
Posted by: heather | Sep 14, 2006 4:44:22 PM
Gabriel, you did read the fine print on that contract I drew up, right?
Oh, and we *are* getting you on the next season of Rock Star. I don't care who you have to blow to get on the show.
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 6:55:06 AM
Any word yet, Maise, on who the band is that will be auditioning for a new member next season on Rock Star? I heard a rumor it might be Journey.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 8:34:46 AM
Which just might be PERFECT.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 8:36:09 AM
Don't stop believing, JR.
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 8:55:30 AM
You've got to hold onto that feeling, JR. ~^.^~
Posted by: KittyKins | Sep 15, 2006 9:31:59 AM
This begs the question: which Journey song should L'Orangerie Stank cover in anticipation of an audition?
I vote for Open Arms.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 10:25:18 AM
Okay, no Journey song rocks harder than "Separate Ways."
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 10:43:08 AM
You know, I think you're right. That would be good fodder for when the Stank makes the old YouTube debut. Remake the video!
But I like the idea of an ultra-weepy, overwrought "Open Arms". The vocal gymnastics alone make it a track worth deconstructing.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 10:56:42 AM
Maybe with "Faithfully," Gabriel can let us in on some of the pain and isolation he feels as an artist.
"They say that the road
Ain't no place to start a family
Right down the line
It's been you and me
And lovin' a music man
Ain't always what it's supposed to be
Oh girl you stand by me
I'm forever yours-faithfully"
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 11:12:58 AM
Gabriel, I would totally marry you bigamy-style if you did remake this video.
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 11:25:10 AM
See, I told you that video was horribly awesome! Gabriel, go scout out a loading dock right now.
Maise can be in the role of the chick, stalking all around with Gabriel emoting. It'll be cool.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 11:29:14 AM
Well, as long as I can have her hair and her outfit, I guess.
The best part is that Gabriel can play the parts of ALL the members of Journey in this video. But nothing beats those close-ups of Steve Perry.
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 11:37:08 AM
Get the mirror out and start practicing, Gabriel.
And Maise, we'll find four of those trashy little white high heels for you to wear. You'd probably better start practicing, too.
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 11:51:43 AM
I don't know about that one shot that's all leather-skirted ass.
Posted by: maise | Sep 15, 2006 11:52:28 AM
In addition to loading docks, you'd also have to find him that black shirt with the pink checkerboard on it. I mean, if you're going to redo something, redo it right.
Posted by: emerald527 | Sep 15, 2006 11:53:19 AM
We'll improvise, Maise. There are also several with the chick with her hands in her pockets, and--no offense, sweetie--we know that ain't gonna happen.
It's more important to get the feel, the SPIRIT of the video right. The details are just that--details.
We'll make it work.
(Can you tell I'm a film-school dropout?)
Posted by: JR | Sep 15, 2006 11:57:58 AM
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