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2006.08.18

[Let's_Get_Something_Straight]

Oh my motherfucking God.

I step away from the computer for FIVE MINUTES, and what the fuck do you all get up to? Worshiping at a spunk stained altar to GABRIEL "BITCH OF THE CENTURY" MILLER?

Pathetic. Seriously puke-worthy. When Meathead posted that retarded "Who Wants Attention" gameshow bullshit on the NIN Hotline, I thought that if he didn't mean Rob Sheridan, Aaron North, or Trent himself, he must have been poking a little well-aimed fun at himself for being a party to the whole "save Meathead's Wikipedia page" drive, spearheaded by his ass-licking minions at ETS, but now I know that Gabriel is even sadder and more pathetic than I ever imagined, because if he didn't go so far as to cook up his own fucking retarded fanbase (Lair of the Stank OBVIOUSLY consists of one or two smart-asses -- my theory? GAY MEN, NATCH! -- all posting under different names), he has been basking shamelessly in the paltry glow of having a fucking LIVE JOURNAL page dedicated to his STANKY ASS.

Let me tell you something, you fucking nitwits: I KNOW GABRIEL MILLER. Gabriel Miller is a fucking HEADCASE. Moreover, he has a TINY, TINY COCK, and a very severe problem with PREMATURE EJACULATION. I have heard ALL ABOUT how little satisfaction there is to be got at the business end of his so-called "cock". Why do you think he feels the need to endlessly bang on and fucking on about his SPUNK PRODUCTION? I'll tell you why: he practically throws a fucking PARADE everytime a single drop of pearly white emerges from the tip of his MICRO-PENIS!

I can't BELIEVE I have to remind you WHY WE ARE HERE, but let me do it anyway:

Raison_d_etre_2

We are here to celebrate the VOLCANIC GENUIS and STAGGERING LUSCIOUSNESS of TRENT "SPARKLEPANTS" REZNOR, and gush ENDLESSLY (into our panties) about the way his HAIRY, SWEATY ARMS, SHARP, PORNOGRAPHIC TEETH, and RELENTLESS, HARD, THRUSTING ARTISTRY make us ache TO THE VERY CORE.

Remember when you were in grade school, and you did that science project where you make a "Volcano" out of vineagar and baking soda? Well, if Trent is fucking VESUVIUS, that's how Gabriel Fucking Miller compares to Trent Reznor.

Finally, FUCK YOU ALL!!!!

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This is totally like that part in Exodus where the Israelites are worshiping the golden calf in the wilderness and God sends Moses down to unleash pure Biblical wrath.

Posted by: maise | Aug 18, 2006 10:46:14 AM

I just peed my pants.

Posted by: Jane | Aug 18, 2006 10:51:43 AM

Oooh…oooh…can there be the climatic point like in the “10 Commandments” movie where Trent (aka Moses) has a face off with Gabriel and says “Hear and obey! Let my people go!”? Please, please, pretty please?

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 11:09:27 AM

Well, I think Dierdre is Avenging Moses, and Trent is the Pissy, Old Testament God.

I mean, we all know Trent is God, right?

Posted by: maise | Aug 18, 2006 11:11:17 AM

-stares in utter AWE at the amount of unbridled fury Deirdre has at her disposal.-

For fifteen minutes, can I stop worshipping Trent's genius and start worshipping yours D?

Seriously.

I'm askin'.

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 18, 2006 11:39:28 AM

NO.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 18, 2006 11:40:52 AM

Kay.

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 18, 2006 11:43:34 AM

Dierdre don’t lose faith in us yet. Yes, we got sidetracked with a bit of retarded silliness in your absence but we haven’t forgotten that WTC is all about the love for Mr. Trent Reznor and the things he creates. It also seems like ridiculous sidebar things like this have a shelf life of about three days before we’re all completely over it so the end is near.

And btw…that picture you posted is absolutely delicious! Has he always been that freckle-y?

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 11:46:50 AM

Trent's body is as smoking hot in that picture as Dierdre's rage.

Posted by: maise | Aug 18, 2006 12:02:39 PM

that's pretty hot....and I agree completely.

I love it when they catch him mid scream like that. -shivers-

Posted by: KittyKins | Aug 18, 2006 12:06:51 PM

Give me a fucking break, piggies -- do you really think Dierdre's really taking a break?

Notice how she claims she's fucking BORED, and how this is all bullshit, and yet she keeps posting?

"delete it from the 'net". Nucca, please. There will NEVER be a Day The WTC Went Away, at least not by Dierdre's hand, and she knows it.

Now that all of you piggies have all stepped in line to make sure you didn't make The Big Bad Mod All Mad, with her idle threats and sulking, you see exactly how fucking lame this site has become. But you better be careful, or she might shout at your for not being about "art". (I certainly hope that was a joke, D, because I coudn't stop laughing)

WTC becoming boring? You said it, Dierdre. Guess that's why everybody's been so thrilled with Gabriel's Whore in the first place.

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 18, 2006 12:13:32 PM

I have no idea what you people are talking about. I'm still trying to get my head around Trent's "HARD, THRUSTING ARTISTRY."

Posted by: Jane | Aug 18, 2006 12:17:45 PM

Make that: "RELENTLESS, HARD, THRUSTING ARTISTRY."

Posted by: Jane | Aug 18, 2006 12:18:53 PM

You know what, Gabriel? You're right. I will never delete this site from the internet.

Sometimes I get all mad, and feel my finger on the trigger, but the truth is, I want this website to stay on the internet forver and ever and ever, because when Trent is old and grey, and he's not galavanting around the world rocking our socks off in shiny pants, I want him to know that he was not just loved, but ADORED, by people like us.

Also, I want it recorded in digital eternity that you are a premature ejaculator and have a micro-penis.

I don't know why I bother to slag your stupid bitch ass off. You've obviously got it covered.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 18, 2006 12:32:36 PM

While I really, Really, REALLY don’t want to see you delete WTC (because I think I would seriously cry) but I also think you need to take a fucking chill pill D. I mean come on…there was at one point in time a thread—a whole thread—going on about Trent’s cock-fro, groomer vs. farmer! This whole GW thing may not be in good taste, and leave a bad taste in your mouth, but it has been entertaining since there’s a lack of new news/hilarity in the NIN realm, which is most of the reason I come here. Getting so wildly far off track is sometimes a good thing because when we get things back into perspective it makes me realize just how hard I’m crushing on Trent. So let’s just take a deep breath, take your hand off the nuclear warhead’s trigger, and wait for this to blow over.

As a side note I’m thrilled to hear that the bad fan art may finally be getting ready to go up. I’ve been working on some stuff that I hope is just atrociously hilarious bad art for it.

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 12:39:07 PM

Fuck you, Iris.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 18, 2006 12:40:42 PM

Shit...of course I get to the argument too late. Fucking co-workers bugging me! What like I'm supposed to take care of what they need when we've got WWIII going on over here? Priorities people, priorities.

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 12:41:23 PM

**sigh** Dierdre.

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 12:42:56 PM

I've never been one to follow trends, so I'm just waiting for this one to blow over. Next thing you know, there'll be an [Absorbing: The_Downward_Spiral] thread and we'll have forgotten all about this.

I'm hopin', anyway. TDS is a fun record to discuss.

Posted by: emerald527 | Aug 18, 2006 12:51:48 PM

Sorry if this seems harsh but what are you going to do D? Ban me from the site because I thought some stupid shit was funny and commented on it here and over there. Well ban me then but you might want to include your IP in that ban_all_non_Trent, non-intellectually stimulating business because you got involved too. So we wasted a few days while waiting for you to bring it back with some new hot pictures of Trent. Big fucking deal. No reason to go all ape shit.

And Gabe don’t even use this as a line of defense for yourself in creating that horror over there. I’m just saying for principal reasons, let’s not get our under-roos in such a bunch over this.

Thank you Em. BRING ON THE_DOWNWARD_SPIRAL! Because we’re all about to self destruct.

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 1:03:20 PM

I like how you have to go personal, Dierdre.

My next post will be about how you are terrible at giving head, and have a ranky vagina.

Thanks, Fishy!

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 18, 2006 1:09:17 PM

p.s. Iris -- don't bother talking sense, or explaing how you were "having fun". These things aren't tolerated in The Museum Of Serious Musical Art As Described On The Internet By Fictional Characters.

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 18, 2006 1:12:48 PM

Gabe I swear to fucking God if you say it smells stanky you better fucking run to the nearest bomb shelter. I'm just saying...

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 1:14:20 PM

What was that Trent said that one time? Something about "I'm going all the way down, I'm leaving today"...

Posted by: maise | Aug 18, 2006 1:20:07 PM

I think he was also quoted as saying "Flame on internet whiners."

Posted by: Iris | Aug 18, 2006 1:21:26 PM

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