[What_The_Fuck, Cashpiles?]

Okay, you fucking fucks. It's been heads up, sevens up rainy day recess time around here lately, but all you motherfuckers are on notice: School's Back In Session, Bitches.

So you guys remember Cashpiles? Dude that popped up on ETS back when it was worth reading (i.e., when Dierdre and I still stalked the halls of that junior high claptrap and made all the mods feel so dumb they had to ban us, and then write articles about us... but enough about how big a fan of mine Meathead is).

Cashpiles writes something called The NINside Track, where he basically mocks the stupidity and overreaching retardation of the Ninternet Online News Community... and god bless him, because apparently some folks have trouble noticing what a bunch of desperate sycophantic puppyfuckers some of these sad sacks can be. Perhaps it's the lack of world awareness the readers themselves have; maybe its the fact they're too busy using a certain balding lug-headed rockstar to supplant their own "adolescent" yearnings (hey there hannah, you sexy beast... are the handcuffs ready, cause i'm on my way).

Either way, our boy Cashpiles pissed off some fucktards, so thumbs up from the WTC'ers. He's been linked in our sidebar here for ages. And the other day, a great email came into the wtc mailboxes:

From: "cashpiles" <********@******.com>
To: <dierdre@wearingthesechains.com>, <maise@wearingthesechains.com>
Subject: You two are awesome
Date: Mon, 24 Jul 2006 12:45:30 -0400

Drunkpoet sent me an email with a link to your great website. In the same email he explained to me that I am banned from echoingthesound.net

Thank you for linking to The NINside Track.

I will pay you in kind.

love,
cashpiles

Right on, one of our fellow comrades in douche-mockery was throwing some props. Except for one thing....

Check the "To" line.

No, seriously; do it.

Do you see the problem, my sweet bitches? The email was sent to Dierdre and Maise alone. No "gabriel@wearingthesechains.com" anywhere to be seen.

So what the fuck dude? WHO DO YOU THINK IS IN CHARGE OF PISSING PEOPLE OFF around here? WHO DO YOU THINK started the feud with meathead, making me the Ninternet's biggest and most charismatic star? WHO DO YOU THINK linked NINSIDE in the first place????

That's right, motherfucker. Gabriel Miller.

Me, baby, me

So, you know, good job for getting banned -- I support this wholeheartedly -- and I do hope you share drunkpoet's email with us (because let's face it; the fact that we're still on the ETS crew's mind so long after that Meathead shit is just pretty goddamned priceless, but hey, I'm not really suprised; we're US, and they're THEM. Of course we're always going to be on their minds. CANCER IN THE SYSTEM, motherfuckers).

But just give some fucking love where love and respect is due. Ask any of these WTC bitches, and they'll tell you the same. Give respect. Big ups.

Gabriel Miller out, nuccas.

[edit by Gabriel]: It's come to my attention that some of the meathead-related links you may be led to up above will dead-end, because our dear 'Head has not only neglected to make his anti-WTC rants live on his revised Meathead Perspective, but he's actually totally removed them from the archive listings in totality. I guess the fact that Meat got all hot and bothered by a couple of folks who were just yanking everyone's chain in the first place -- to the point where he wore one of our shirts to a show in a statement against us -- was embarassing for him... and you know, I'd be embarassed if I were him too. But seriously, Meat -- maybe you were going for some sort of subtle commentary on revisionist history in post-Stalinist Russia... but I think you're kinda just being a pussy. -GM]