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2006.06.25

[Oh_My_Giddy_Aunt: Orgasmic_Multimedia_Bounty]

I know that other post about how Trent is so hot isn't even cold yet, but people, pretty much the biggest bonanza (i.e. a situation or event that creates a sudden increase in wealth and good fortune) of scrumptious deliciousness EVER (or at least since [With_Teeth] leaked to the internets) has been posted to nin.com, and it deserves its own post.

What's the rumpus? It's multi-media files of Trent & company's recent radio performances, with more to come than is currently posted there; a link I will be clicking 749 times per day to check for updates until that promise is made good.

Yes: now you can watch Trent sing "Bela Lugosi is Dead" while Peter Murphy showers him in red rose petals, and smokes a fag, which is exactly what I felt like doing, in veritable post-coital satisfaction, when I was done watching it, and I don't even smoke. Also available, for our viewing pleasure, are films of those guys backing TV on the Radio's incredibly beautiful song "Dreams" and that crew of total rock stars showing us what it means to be cool while belting out Pere Ubu's "Final Solution".

It also includes pictures that, if you have actual human blood flowing through your veins, and if you go that way, will make you feel a little funny in your girl parts, like this one:

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Is it me, or does Sparklepants just CEASELESSLY come up with brilliant little plots to make Nine Inch Nails the best "band" in the world to love the fucking HELL out of?

Seriously, why doesn't he just KILL ME, already?

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Oh, and PS: I'm fucking serious about that TV on the Radio song. If you still haven't listened to their record, please stop cheating yourself out of some GOOD SHIT.

And, just to gush a little more about these little movies, watching Trent sing beautiful words like "I know your heart can't grieve for what your eyes won't see" just knocks me right the fuck out. That song is fucking gorgeous, and Trent... well, we know about that guy, don't we.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 25, 2006 9:28:37 PM

I like Trent's gut; that is truly charming. Also, Those performances RULE ASS.

Posted by: Jane | Jun 26, 2006 3:23:23 AM

Wow, so much for me to catch up on! I won't have internet access at home for a while. :( Probably should be set up by the end of the week, though.

Can I just say that I've been so stressed out lately that dry heaving has become a regular occurrence? Jesus Christ, you would think that I was colonizing some distant moon rather than moving 15 minutes away, but I'm STRESSED OUT, y'all.

Thank GOD I've got the concert this Saturday...

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 6:58:04 AM

Oh, and it DESTROYS me that I'm not going to be able to check out all the multimedia for a while...

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 7:13:59 AM

Maise, this multimedia is THE BOMB. It destroys ME that you won't be able to check it out for a while, too.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 26, 2006 7:21:06 AM

reznorsluvah here. im using my real name. and yeah, youre never too young to think about "bad stuff"

Posted by: hannah | Jun 26, 2006 7:27:22 AM

Damn, my office and their no-frills internet!

Hi, Hannah. I would also like to point out that you're never too young to refrain from talking about it in explicit detail.

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 7:33:11 AM

Wow, Maise. Did you want to take over my role here at WTC? You're good at it.

I'd like to just also say this about those little films of Trent's radio performances: how awesome is it, the way he looks like he's reading the words on his little music stand? That multi-tasking, wheels-turning-while-he-sings thing is my favorite.

Posted by: Jane | Jun 26, 2006 7:55:29 AM

Guess what everybody?! I might just get laid tonight by the kid who looks like Trent. I hope so. Ill most likely be drunk. Too bad i wont remember.

Now a letter to my dear Sparklepants:
Hello Mr. Reznor, darling.

You are ALWAYS in my heart, spirit, and inner-soul.
When I dream of you, kissin' me on the cheak, well gosh darndit, I get all tingly inside sometimes.. I'm ashamed to say it, but... Mr.Reznor... I think I may be in love.
These letters, spilling out our true emotions.. It's all too much for me.
I almost cried my little eyes out when I heard of your affair with another woman. Please baby, PLEASE, don't do that
to me again. I fear fear for my fragile heart.
OHHH.. My bra strap just slipped down.

Posted by: Hannah | Jun 26, 2006 8:02:01 AM

Guess what everybody?! I might just get laid tonight by the kid who looks like Trent. I hope so. Ill most likely be drunk. Too bad i wont remember.

Ladies and gentlemen, I think that WTC has been invaded by an "After School Special" writer.

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 8:08:54 AM

Also, any kid (circa 14 years old) who looks like a 41-year-old Trent sounds kind of creepy to me.

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 8:10:25 AM

Sorry people.
That was my idiot friend.
Fucking stupid.
But yeah. I really did write that letter.

Posted by: Hannah | Jun 26, 2006 8:10:44 AM

i love maise. "after school special" writer.

i never come up with anything that clever or witty.

Posted by: Tori | Jun 26, 2006 2:27:26 PM

Hannah, you are jerking the chains of professional chain yankers.

No more mention of Trent's love life, please.

And, people, JESUS! HAS ANYONE ELSE SEEN THESE DELICIOUS VIDEOS? COME ON!!!

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 26, 2006 2:51:33 PM

[sobbing]

I can't! I can't! All I have to look at-- well, besides various websites that don't involve videos and music--is the mediocre writing of my coworkers. Perhaps they don't mean to make my life miserable with their incompetent formatting and sloppy content, but miserable I am, all the same.

Posted by: maise | Jun 26, 2006 3:00:39 PM

the vids are on constant replay here. i've never realized how delicious trent is from behind. haha

Posted by: Tori | Jun 26, 2006 5:15:53 PM

Peter Murphy showering Trent with rose petals is the sweetest thing ever. And then Peter points at him as though to say, "Look how well he's singing my song! This man rocks, don't you people get it?!"

Okay, so I'm reading too much into things, but the utter respect and rock star coolness is almost too much to bear. I think I need a cigarette, too.

Posted by: emerald527 | Jun 26, 2006 5:42:50 PM

MOM ALERT- Hannah your only 14 slow down a bit. ok thats all. I will try to hold my tongue (typing) from now on.

Clara

I don't think my computer can view the Media Files.:( Do you have to belong to spiral to get that stuff? Sounds absolutely wonderful!!

Posted by: Clara | Jun 26, 2006 9:49:42 PM

You don't need to belong to the Spiral to view these. They were posted for everyone to see at nin.com.

You can download the vids here.

Bela Lugosi's Dead
Dreams
Final Solution

Posted by: BD | Jun 27, 2006 2:55:48 AM

I think I said that pretty clearly, and included a link to exactly that page, BD, but thanks.

Also, just FYI, I don't belong to The Spiral.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 27, 2006 4:59:22 AM

Just out of curiosity, why do we need megaupload links when these files are downloadable directly from nin.com?

Posted by: Jane | Jun 27, 2006 5:09:02 AM

Clara asked in the post above mine if she needed to belong to the Spiral to watch the files.

The nin.com files are Quicktime and I sometimes have difficulty watching those. The megauploads are conversions a friend sent me. Don't ask me what or how as I'm not too computer savvy, but I was told these work fine and they do. I figured anyone having trouble with the Quicktime files might find those useful. Sorry I didn't specify.

Posted by: BD | Jun 27, 2006 5:21:56 AM

Okay that’s it. If Trent continues to look like this then I will have no choice but to wear Gun Show shirt!

And as for wit that’s been lacking, let’s just try to curb ourselves ladies(I’m assuming). Like Jane said, this is WTC! Not a place to wonder Why won’t he marry me? or fumble out such over used lines like “I wanna fuck him”.

If you do feel the need to express how badly you want to fuck Trent, at least make it an interesting sentence for the rest of us to read. I highly suggest the thesaurus feature here. But even if you do manage to flesh out those sentences for us (pun intended), know that Dierdre is the Queen Bee around these parts about unrequited love from afar. And her lines of such love and desires pretty much kick all our asses and leave us with our heads resting in our hand, sighing, looking at Pictures_of_You_#_23 and thinking “what is he doing with his right arm and hand?”

Posted by: Iris | Jun 27, 2006 5:26:39 AM

I dont have a way to express the love and sexual passion I have for trent.
so: i wanna fuck him.

Posted by: Hannah | Jun 27, 2006 5:39:59 AM

Im still wondering about what you said about Herzog?

Posted by: Hannah | Jun 27, 2006 5:42:51 AM

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