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2005.11.29
[Pictures_of_You_#_15: Inspiration?]
I know you're all furiously searching for pictures of Trent and banging out Haiku like there's no tomorrow.
I just wanted to give you a little inspiration:
Mercy!
A Haiku by DierdreThe degree to which
that microphone resembles
a breast destroys me.
If you feel the need to practice your skillz by carrying on where I've left off, here, please do...
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Fucking hell, Dierdre. I can't even LOOK AT THAT. The way it JUST DOESN'T STOP is truly terrifying!
Skeeved!
A Haiku by Jane
It's amazing that
you've grossed me out with Trent's tongue.
Congratulations!
Posted by: Jane | Nov 29, 2005 7:57:15 AM
Whoa! a Haiku by maise
Good morning! If that
microphone were a breast, it
would be chafed by now.
Posted by: maise | Nov 29, 2005 8:05:13 AM
(very)wishful thinking
by Nicole
I love that long tongue
that microphone, it should be
my boob, oh my god!
Posted by: Nicole | Nov 29, 2005 8:13:50 AM
Innocent Observation
A Haiku by Jane
It's a good thing Trent's
tongue gets so much exercize!
Could come in handy.
Posted by: Jane | Nov 29, 2005 12:50:53 PM
For Trent's Sake, a Haiku by maise
I hope the mic was
not too dusty, germy, or
metallic-tasting.
Posted by: maise | Nov 29, 2005 1:09:58 PM
Furthermore, a Haiku by maise
This animation
is by far the dirtiest
thing you've posted here.
Posted by: maise | Nov 29, 2005 1:11:23 PM
Still Licking
A Haiku for Dom, by Jane
It will never stop!
Mechanical Animal,
indeed. Trent is hot.
Posted by: Jane | Nov 29, 2005 1:31:12 PM
French Kissing!!!!
By Nicole
His tongue is pointy
I bet he makes out very well
I'd love to find out
Posted by: Nicole | Nov 29, 2005 7:19:06 PM
Distraction
by a bitch
I can't stop looking
at that thing, and goddamn do
I have work to do.
Posted by: greatbigfatbitch | Nov 29, 2005 8:17:05 PM
Orally Speaking
A Haiku in two parts, by Dierdre
The best part of this
filthy tongue animation
is Trent's teeth, like always.
I love the way his
pointy, delicious tongue clicks
against them. Oh, God.
Posted by: Dierdre | Nov 29, 2005 8:57:42 PM
Why do I keep coming here?
I think I'm going to puke.
Posted by: Dom | Nov 29, 2005 10:29:53 PM
Okay this is my first shot at ever doing a haiku, so be kind. It may be cheesy, over-dramatic, or just plain bad but whatever. I’m tired and this is going to carry me to some sweet dreams tonight.
A haiku in five parts. By Iris
I feel his firm tongue
Slip between my anxious lips
And over my teeth.
Playfully tasting,
Nibbling, and sucking. My mouth
Is full of his need.
I sense him breathe in
My soul. I’m oblivious
To the world around.
Those green eyes piercing
Through me to my wanton heart.
I feel it coming.
His sinful kiss gives
Me salvation at long last.
I die in his arms.
Posted by: Iris | Nov 29, 2005 11:15:07 PM
...and Iris goes above and beyond the call of duty!
I am officially Dom's biggest fan. Unless he really is Marilyn Manson. In that case, I'm totally not.
I suppose I have to include a haiku?
TMI
A Haiku by Jane
Sometimes, you can say
too much. I understand the
temptation, but please!
Posted by: Jane | Nov 30, 2005 12:47:08 AM
In Defense of Over-Sharing
A Haiku for Iris, by Dierdre
Without TMI
Trent would have nothing to say!
We love him, don't we?
Posted by: Dierdre | Nov 30, 2005 1:14:31 AM
Nicole and Kim, I hope I can remember this right from last night's chat, if not, please feel free to correct me...
I have seen this lick
And all I have to say is
He looks like my dog
(and get your minds out of the gutter, I'm not doing anything bestial with my poor pooch!)
Posted by: Buttercup | Nov 30, 2005 6:52:08 AM
Dom, that wasn't a haiku.
An Evening with Depeche Mode, a Haiku Cycle by maise
A lovely time was
had by all, but I wish that
my friend had been there.
My husband scoffed at
Martin Gore's star-shaped guitar.
He said it looked gay.*
So what if they're old?
They still know how to rock, and
that's the main concern.
God, "Precious" sounded
great live. Give the new album
time to grow on you.
They performed all their
greatest hits but failed to play
"A Question of Lust."
Dave Gahan's torso
is nice but no match for our
Trent's mega-muscles.
Two encores were quite
generous even if they
weren't spontaneous.
I would heartily
recommend the concert to
all fans of DM.
*note: My husband is not homophobic.
Posted by: maise | Nov 30, 2005 7:31:56 AM
That Mic
a Haiku by Monkey13
That mic is so wrong
Make it stop, just make it stop
I think I'm dying!
Posted by: monkey13 | Nov 30, 2005 8:07:56 AM
Comparisons
A Haiku in four parts, by Dierdre
Dave Gahan is nice
but he is no match for Trent
muscle man, or no.
Trent's finery, it
must be said, is in a class
by itself, I think.
Sure, other rockstars
live, breathe and have muscles, too
But I just don't care.
What can I tell you
I guess I'm a one-man girl,
I love Trent Reznor.
Posted by: Dierdre | Nov 30, 2005 8:19:06 AM
This is the part about these things that is fun and frustrating. I can’t tell if Jane’s last comment was in appreciation or sarcastic. And since she’s gotten after me before about TMI here’s one I’m sure she’ll approve of. Hahaha.
Sitting on his face.
Imagine that. Excuse me
My panties are moist.
Posted by: Iris | Nov 30, 2005 8:29:39 AM
If it's Jane, I can pretty much guarantee you that it's sarcastic.
Wilkommen! a Haiku by maise
Monkey13, we
all feel your pain, but Dierdre's
lust is relentless.
(j/k, D...you know I'm here to be Sancho Panza to your eternal devotion!)
Posted by: maise | Nov 30, 2005 8:38:15 AM
Relentless Lust
A Haiku for Iris, by Jane
Dierdre's lust is chaste
compared to what some people
will say. I beg you --
Please, do not make Trent
suffer under the weight of
your crotch. Rockstars are
people, too. Having
said that, I will totally admit
that Trent can lick me.
Iris, I am the
resident bitch of this site
I must have my say.
Posted by: Jane | Nov 30, 2005 8:50:47 AM
Concurrence, a Haiku by maise
Yeah, I'm with you, Jane.
Some people just take it way
too far. Trent cringes.
Posted by: maise | Nov 30, 2005 9:07:23 AM
Dear Sancho
A Haiku for Maise, by Dierdre
If you truly were
my Sancho, Maise, you would know
it's true love, not lust.
Orally Speaking, #2
A Haiku for Iris, by Dierdre
Trent's mouth is all sin.
Like you, I want him to use
it on my nether.
Jane, Don't Be a Puritan
A Haiku by Dierdre
No one here is free
from sinful thoughts about Trent.
You know you want him.
Posted by: Dierdre | Nov 30, 2005 9:12:01 AM
Crush him I would not.
Though I’m not a light feather
Strong thighs hold me up.
Hovering, waiting,
For contact, such sweet contact
Probing bliss is mine!
Posted by: Iris | Nov 30, 2005 9:16:37 AM
Speaking of "A Question of Lust"...a Haiku by maise
Dierdre, you get so
sensitive on this issue.
Lust is a good thing.
Posted by: maise | Nov 30, 2005 9:26:46 AM
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