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2005.10.20

[Pictures_of_You_#13]

OMFG, I love the way you can download videos from iTunes!

iTunes is a SUCH A LIFESAVER when you need to brush up on all the latest songs played between bands at Trent's Reznor's rockshow, and whatnot; but now, with the making it possible to download "Deep" and "Into The Void"?!

Halle-fucking-lujah!

Needless to say, I got right on it, and I can only recommend that you re-experience the unbelievable genius of the "Deep" video as quickly as possible, because dudes! I FORGOT THE LICKING! Awwww, yeah. Plus, I love the way Trent is like, the total opposite of the Jolly Green Giant in that video, because... uh... yeah... he's not so jolly, and he's really fucking short.

Whatevs!

Size matters not, especially when you're Trent "Sparklepants" Reznor.

Even better, though, if you ask me, is the video for "Into The Void", because not only does it feature close-ups of Trent's pretty, pretty eyes and scrumptious, hairy chest (and, JESUS FUCK is that hott) but also, THIS:

Teeth_1

*Shudder*.

You know, Trent's very existence on planet earth is always forcing me ask myself how something so wrong can be so right, and seriously: those teeth, despite their obvious lack of perfection, are just pure porn. I simply cannot look at them without imagining exactly how they might feel if skillfully applied to my...

Right. I'll say no more. Plus, TONGUE, and SALIVA. Oooof. I am DYING of him. DYING I TELL YOU!

Plus, my computer is such a little fun manufactuing machine, because it allows me to capture images like these two:

Littlekeyboard

Jerome2

In which Trent and his very, very cute (yet, apparently deadly) little pal, Jerome, look positively ridiculous in the throes of RAWK! What is the story with Trent's little tiny keyboard? That is so adorable!

My final capture is for Gabriel, though, because I know that his many unmentionable "experiences" with The Chalice will make this one especially satisfying. Even though he will undoubtably deny it, I know that right after he looks at this picture, he will go directly to the nasty little boys' room for about 30 seconds of violent self-abuse:

Yeah

Because, is it me, or is there just something FILTHY about that?  Ok, maybe it's just me.

I think the fact that very soon I will have washed Trent out of my dirty little mind forever is making me a little slap-happy, but I guess I'm going cold turkey tomorrow... or something.

Please leave all comments in haiku format, and don't hesitate to make 'em naughty.

Thanks,
The Management

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I'm not good at them...
You know, these haiku poems
So please excuse me.

In fact, I'm not good
At poetry at all, so
Just ignore me, 'kay?

Anywho, you must
Send me that behind the scenes
Video of Deep

If you can, that is.
Don't want to be a bother.
And great update, too.

Posted by: Kim | Oct 20, 2005 11:14:43 AM

Eat this, Denise: a Haiku by maise

"Deep" is an utter
abomination, despite
the use of Trent's tongue.

Into The Void: a Haiku by maise

Trent's face could use a
little moisturizer. May
I recommend Pond's?

Posted by: maise | Oct 20, 2005 11:36:19 AM

Abundance
by Jane

Is that drool I see?
Long may it flow down Trent's teeth
in Dierdre's honor.

Posted by: Jane | Oct 20, 2005 11:38:56 AM

I Have to Get Back to Work! (What's That?): A Haiku by maise

Seriously, D.
You can't possibly give this
all up, now can you?

Posted by: maise | Oct 20, 2005 11:45:49 AM

Suggestion
by Jane

Into the tunnel,
toot, toot! Trent's microphone
makes me think of trains.

Posted by: Jane | Oct 20, 2005 11:50:25 AM

Dierdre, I know you
Will enjoy this picture so
I am posting it

(Some girl on The Spiral took it. Delish, no?)

Posted by: The phantom | Oct 20, 2005 12:19:33 PM

Okay, so I just did *some* actual work...so back to counting syllables I go!

Endless Gratitude to the Phantom: a Haiku by Maise

Look at his fingers
and how they go off in all
crazy directions.

Posted by: maise | Oct 20, 2005 12:30:10 PM

Oh. My. God.
by Dierdre

Phantom, I love you.
How is it possible for
him to be so hot?

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 20, 2005 12:38:54 PM

alas, jerome's face
looks like he's hitting himself
with the damn drumstick

the third picture, hmm
sweaty trent with open mouth
i just creamed myself

wow, those haikus were pretty terrible.

Posted by: Casey | Oct 20, 2005 1:49:40 PM

That photo... FUCK!! It's clear from that photo that Trent smells really good. Y'know, like Irish Spring or some shit.

Maise, just consider it. Trent's fingers do that because they're so STRONG. I love his little nubbin fingernails, furthermore. And is that a slip of paper with my digits he's holding in his hands?

Posted by: Baal Glyttr | Oct 20, 2005 1:50:25 PM

Compliments: a quick Haiku by emerald527

D. and Phantom are
The fucking nazz. Tonight I'll
Have really nice dreams.

Posted by: emerald527 | Oct 20, 2005 4:08:51 PM

Whatevs, by denise

denise was "Queer as ..."
but you fail to remember
one of your first fans

Maise, by denise

confrontational
in sarcasm i hope we
can see eye-to-eye

Diedre, by denise

you dirty trader
turn your back on sparklepants
for nothing at all

Diedre II, by denise

... but i still love you
even though you've sacrificed
your dignity, dear

Gabriel, by denise

it's not too late to
leave the closet and be who
you are: goth cliche'

Gabriel II, by denise

... but i love you, too
i admire your writing
that you waste on shit

kisses,

denise

Posted by: denise | Oct 20, 2005 6:44:30 PM

I'm Only Human, by denise

i'm sorry, dieRdre
for forgetting that extra
'r' time and again

i love you dearly,

denise

Posted by: denise | Oct 20, 2005 6:51:28 PM

Thank you Crazy D.
For Sexy Pictures of Trent
Do NOT Give up Trent!

Posted by: bex | Oct 20, 2005 7:01:53 PM

Baal:
by Dierdre

I said Haiku form!
But, I know why you couldn't
contain yourself, natch.

Oh my fucking lord:
You are right about the smell
ing good. I love Trent!

And, his fingers drive
me mad. If only I could
consume him wholly.

Emerald & Casey:
by Dierdre

Trent is sex on stick:
I am so glad you agree.
Carry the torch, please!

Denise:
by Dierdre

I never forget!
You are a WTC old
timer! Rock on, bitch.

Everyone:
by Dierdre

Just to let you know:
My efforts to give Trent up
Are unsuccessful

...Obviously. And, the haiku's aren't helping!


Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 20, 2005 9:49:09 PM

Oh, awesome!!! I didn't know Denise was you, NotSoTough!!! How have you been?

Posted by: Gabriel | Oct 21, 2005 1:02:07 AM

To Denise: a Clarification

I'm just joking when
I tell you, "Eat this haiku."
Olive branch held forth.

Posted by: maise | Oct 21, 2005 1:53:25 AM

Trent's Fingers
by Dierdre

I am haunted by
the very thought of their strength
can you imagine?

Holy Sweet Jesus
fuck, how freaking delicious
can just one man be?

Posted by: Dierdre | Oct 21, 2005 2:16:13 AM

Oh thank God, Dierdre
I am so happy to read
You're love for Trent lives!

Posted by: bex | Oct 21, 2005 5:33:25 AM

Into the Void II: Yet Another Haiku by maise

Trent's tiny little
keyboard is an homage to
Schroeder's piano.

Posted by: maise | Oct 21, 2005 7:12:22 AM

You know, as much as I idolize trent reznor, and how much time I spend listening to his music, it really catches my knickers when I see other fans, leaving dumbass comments about really irreleventthings, like the size of his keyboard in a picture. I'm sure trent loves seeing all of the comments, and how 90 % of the girls that go on this website are accustomed to putting P.S. I love you at the end, but come on, leave comments of real interest. Who wants to spend time going down a list of useless comments.

Posted by: conman | Oct 24, 2005 8:57:41 PM

Dude, did you not notice those comments were HAIKUS? Also, this is a post about NOTHING. How in the hell is one supposed to comment "usefully" on close-ups of Trent's teeth?

Maybe Trent loves Haiku! What do you know?

Posted by: Jane | Oct 24, 2005 9:06:39 PM

"You're love for Trent lives!"

FUCK, I meant

"Your love for Trent lives!"

sheesh!

Posted by: bex | Oct 25, 2005 3:16:15 AM

I watched 'Into The Void' a couple of days ago. That apart from three others is one of my favourite NIN videos as well as 1 of my favourite NIN songs. Where d'you get these pictures from?

Posted by: Rachel | Aug 11, 2006 3:13:50 AM

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