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2005.08.12

[Dear_Trent_#_16]

Sweet Holy Jesus Fuck, Trent.

Your new hair style is FUCKING HOT. I am so glad you've seen sense about that overstyled black haystack look. I mean, I would love you if you were a white guy with dreadlocks, or had a fucking rat's tail and a perm, you know, something straight outta 1983 -- and really, how you want to wear your hair is totally your affair, even if it is lame -- and like I said before, in your case: HAIR, SCHMAIR.

But...

8_12_05

Do you have a fucking PLAYBOOK full of ways to totally fucking juice me? Seriously, you are magnificent, and I am IN PAIN.

Love,
Dierdre

PS. Have fun in the South Pacific, Sparklepants! Rock their socks off, ok?

(Dear everyone else: this photo was lifted from nin.com, where, if you click that link, loads of Reznorgasmic fun awaits you, including Trent solving word problems and talking about masturbation, fucking delicious little videos of genius in action, and pictures like this one, which was no doubt taken by that lucky bastard, Rob Sheridan... just to give credit & attribution where it's due.)

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LMAO sparklepants. :(

I'm finding things a little too funny this morning. Sleep deprivation makes me odd.

Every time I look at Trent's face, it's like he's staring right fucking at me. I love it.

Posted by: Kim | Aug 12, 2005 4:14:07 AM

hee hee me too kim. I think I enjoy things more when I don't have enough sleep. Goddamn, could he be more hot??? I mean is there anything in this world more sultry than a man like that staring into a camera lens with a "cum hither" look like that? I think not.

Posted by: Kate | Aug 12, 2005 4:36:47 AM

WHOA!! Time does indeed stop for Monsieur Sparklepants...

Posted by: Mimi | Aug 12, 2005 5:18:51 AM

It's fucking too early, I haven't even finished my coffee! OMFG

I have to go to the restroom now and have some privacy! sucks seeing something like that and I'm sitting at my desk at fucking WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:)
very sleepy hugs,
bex

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 5:39:02 AM

Okay, I have more coffee in me now..and I have to come back to this.

I'm 34 friggen years old. My boy crazy days, past me....but GOOD GOD, DO I EVER WANNA RUN MY HANDS THROUGH THAT HAIR!!!! I have this uncontrollable desire to "touch it". Am I the only one????

TRENT...YOU STOP THAT!!! Stop being hot!!! I'm trying to be a good little fan and appreciate you musical genius, but if you're going to insist on walking around looking all hot..and wearing that look on your face, THEN like Diedrie always says " YOU'RE ASKING FOR IT!!!"

Okay, I'll try and step away from my inner fan girl now and behave...it's just that I had a weak moment. Trent looks so god damn manly with this new "do". He has a look on his face like, "I'm a fucking man...and I'm in charge here!"...and I find it a turn on.

Shoot me if that's wrong!

,
bex
happy friday everyone.
:)

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 6:32:37 AM

bex, you couldn't be more right, sweetie. I'm not too far behind ya at 29 years old. I think sometimes that there is something wrong with me because my teenybopper years are way past me. However, whenever I see Trent or a couple of other fellas, I feel like I'm 15 again. School keeps me busier than fuck so I'm not looking for any type of relationship with a guy at the moment. But after seeing that picture, I may have to go look a couple of friends up so I can get rid of the sexual frustration Trent's hair has given me.

Posted by: Kate | Aug 12, 2005 7:04:53 AM

Hooray! A new pic. I love the new hair on him and hope he keeps it for the fall tour(Deirdre, you've chronicled so excellently how he's kind been of hit-and-miss on that front over the years)...and I love that he looks a little pouty in busy Asia.

Those shaggy bangs in his eyes had to be driving him INSANE.

Posted by: maise | Aug 12, 2005 7:14:06 AM

Seriously. GODDAMN. Can you believe that words are failing me? I can't think of a goddamned thing to say. I am dumbfounded.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 12, 2005 7:18:34 AM

I don't suppose there is any way that his hair could be pulled back? Could it have gotten so long that he can now pull it back? hmmm....this i must investigate.

Posted by: Kate | Aug 12, 2005 7:37:56 AM

no, that's not pulled back hair. That man has a buzz cut. And I can just feel it now...it's prickly when you run your hands through it. It kind picks, tickles, hurts, and feels good as it brushes your inner thigh..OMFG..I really gotta stop this..I'm at freaking work!!!

I just love how he's just getting better & better. I really do fear if I ever get to meet him..I'll make a complete fool out of myself for being speechless...cause not only is he a musical genius, but he's a fucking gorgeous god!

I've gotta tell you...I've always found him attractive..but I didn't sit around thinking about it..since he's gotten older, cleaned himself up gotten in such good shape (you older gals know what I'm talking about..go to your local gym..look at your male peers...I'm sorry but they do not look like this at 40!), I most certainly do sit around and think about how awesome he is. This man has his shit together inside & out..and it's "got me"!

I keep reading about him making jabs at his age, etc. TRENT FUCKING STOP KNOCKING YOUR AGE! You are fucking amazing...I'm GLAD you are 40...the best is yet to come!!!

Kate, I'm with you on needing to rid myself of the "frustrations" Mr. T has caused me. I guess the hubby will be smiling tonight. He doesn't need to concern himself as to the where it came from!

:)

bex

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 7:54:08 AM

I hear he makes pretty keen music every now and then, too.

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 12, 2005 8:54:26 AM

Oh! Look at me! I'm Gabriel "above it all" Miller. Gabriel, if Trent DIDN'T make pretty keen music, and we didn't all love the shit out of it, he'd just be another short guy in a buzz cut... with black socks and shorts on.

Cut the crap, bitch. I know what you did with that microphone.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 12, 2005 9:27:20 AM

I love you Gabriel!

hugs,
bex
:)

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 10:25:34 AM

Trent looks like a mouth breathing jug head in that photo. Where has his neck gone?

Posted by: MM | Aug 12, 2005 11:11:44 AM

MM needs some love too..come on people....we gotta squash hate & negativity with love!!!!

hugs,
bex
:)

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 11:14:25 AM

Look, my burning question is, is he enjoying Japan or not? I can't tell from this picture. You know how he feels about Germany, which is a damn shame because I had a fine time there. If he had stayed with some friends of mine, he would have found the experience much more enjoyable.

Posted by: maise | Aug 12, 2005 11:43:33 AM

I don't want to come off as Hatester McCrabby Pants or anything, bex, but we don't need to squash shit.

Have you heard of a record called broken? Hate and anger work just fine here at Wearing These Chains, methinks....

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 12, 2005 12:33:31 PM

Okay, Gab, you're right..I stand corrected. Hate if you must. I was full of hate at 23 too!

I'm almost 35 now...I threw my hands up in the air on the hate stuff some time ago...it wasn't doing me any good.

:)

Proceed with the angst & hate....I believe in the right for people to express themselves how they see fit. Regardless, I'll still send you a very big hug!

bex
:)
PS. I love Broken, I listen to it almost every day.
;)

Posted by: bex | Aug 12, 2005 12:52:53 PM

MM, please don't pretend you don't LOVE mouth breathing jug heads. He's always had a thick, jocky neck, and these days, it's bigger than ever.

Maise, I think that face means he LOVES IT when people speak Engrish to him.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 12, 2005 1:43:26 PM

If that's Photoshop I'm going to get very very upset at Mr. Sheridan. That being said, could someone please explain to me how anyone could just walk past THAT, and not reach out and touch him, no matter where you are on the planet? If someone like that walked past me on the busy street, I don't care where, I'm stopping whatever I'm doing and I'm following him home...or to the hotel...or...

And no, Kim...Trent is looking at ME!!! :P

Posted by: Buttercup_J | Aug 12, 2005 1:48:11 PM

Buttercup, you better keep your hands off my man, bitch.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 12, 2005 1:55:30 PM

haha Butter. :P It could very well be Photoshop, but I prefer to think Trent stood completely still while Rob took the picture and had the shutter speed slowed to where it was open for a few seconds... if you can even do that with a digital camera. For some reason I don't see Rob using traditional methods of photography... like a wonderful Asahi Pentax K100 manual camera.

Posted by: Kim | Aug 12, 2005 1:55:59 PM

K1000 even. My typing skills are shot to hell at the moment... I need a good nap.

Posted by: Kim | Aug 12, 2005 1:56:58 PM

Trent's not looking at any of you. It's a fucking picture. And a dumb fucking picture at that. Wake up and smell the secretion.

Posted by: Gabriel | Aug 12, 2005 1:56:58 PM

Gabriel is right, ladies, Trent, tragically, is not looking at ANY OF US.

Time for mass suicide.

Posted by: Dierdre | Aug 12, 2005 1:59:18 PM

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