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2005.07.07

[Things_I_Hate]

On the topic of some of your recent concerns, I thought there's some stuff that needed addressing right off.

Yes, it seems to be true that Dierdre has left Wearing These Chains. The details of what's happened lately needn't be displayed here any more than they already have.

She and I finally spoke earlier today; apparently Dierdre is planning on spending the rest of her summer vacation in Europe. I suppose it would have been hard for her to keep up with "all things gothemo from a san diego perspective" whilst in Europe in the first place, but... it's just me now. Don't worry, WTC will remain in business as usual. I'll be keeping her email in place for the time being as well -- you can get her at dierdre@wearingthesechains.com. I know she liked hearing from all the readers, and it seems she's stilll active, fighting evil and Jesus, on the Echoing The Sound forums.

I must admit I'm somewhat shocked that she actually went through with it, and the apartment is awfully quiet without her constant loop of "physical (you're so)" from the other other room (speaking of which, I need a roommate now, so if anybody's interested drop me a line at gabriel@wearingthesechains.com. The stereo in the living room is awesome, and the couches in the living room are pretty clean. It's a cool place, you'll dig it).

I wanted to say two more things: Jack and Cokes are AWESOME (they're fucking BEYOND even more powerful), and here is WTC's newest feature:

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[Things_I_Hate]
Yeah, I'm an easy going guy, for the most part. I've got my bands I dig, I've got some friends that are cool, I've got L'orangerie Stank; and sure, I may bust through a case of whip-its every now and then, but I think I'm pretty even keeled. Takes a lot to rile ole' Gabriel Miller.

But then there's some people...


[Episode I: Saturnine]
words by Gabriel

pleasure or pain?
the loathing or the lying?
instigation
menstruation
horror beyond imagination

if ignorance were bliss
my dear, i'd drink the fountain
of your happiest happiness
for believe me
it would spring eternal

and you wear it well
your sense of self
that sycophantic sense of suck

So
shove your severed fingers
and your cowboy apocalypse destruction
in your fucking mouth
(oh little girl)
and give the children of Africa a break, honey
I think they've starved enough this year

and suck on our laughter
all the way down
all the way fucking down
as we burn
on the last days

of conscription's flame

the flame
the flame
the fiery flame
do you see it now?
do you hear it now?
its ruby rustle roar
alive on your tongue


That's all for this edition. This is Gabriel Miller, and I Hate Everyone.

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LOL! Gabriel, that pome was so awesome, it almost made me want to come back from Europe.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jul 7, 2005 3:07:44 AM

Hey Gabriel, I just wanted to let you know that I have survived the terrorist attack in London. That may be a disappointment to some, but I hope it's not to you.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jul 7, 2005 4:47:42 AM

You are such a goddamned fudge-nudger. Do you really think anyone cares to read your shitty "pomes". And how convenient it is for your rug-munching girlfriend to be in London for all the excitement. Yeah, right. I believe you.

Stay safe, D!

Cunt.

Posted by: Matthew Misanthrop | Jul 7, 2005 12:00:07 PM

Hey Matt -- thanks for reading!

a) Dierdre isn't a rug muncher, as she talks about fucking Trent Reznor all the time. Dierdre has girl parts, Trent has boy parts, therefore "rug muncher" isn't really applicable. But it's awesome that you were going for funny -- right on!

b) Isn't that "pome" thing hilarious? I think it's funny when Saturnine misspells in public too.

c) Regarding the "convenience" of Dierdre being in London for the tragedy... D first mentioned her trip here at WTC on July 4th, and I believe posted about it on ETS weeks ago. So were you suggesting that Dierdre and I actually bombed London ourselves to ensure she "conveniently" intersected with the events there, or did we just use our time machine to find out when the attack was going to happen, and send Dierdre to London ahead of time?

I certainly hope you write back -- our dumb readers are my favorite!

Gabriel

Posted by: Gabriel | Jul 7, 2005 12:25:36 PM

I called Dierdre a rug-muncher because your faggotry is so epic you make her look like a bull dyke. Her pussy is not half so wet for Trent as yours.

Posted by: MM | Jul 7, 2005 12:48:46 PM

LOLZ!

Posted by: Dierdre | Jul 7, 2005 2:04:51 PM

Gabriel i really like your poems...

Posted by: Jen | Jul 7, 2005 2:17:23 PM

This poem kicks ass. Saturnine a fat, stupid whore with an inflated sense of her own value.

Posted by: minion | Jul 7, 2005 3:28:07 PM

Mr. Misanthrope ("MM), you're obviously a bottom.

Love your "pome"! If I lived anywhere near San Diego I would so check it out. Tell me it's drowning in gargoyles and candle wax. Goth rulz!!

Seriously, though, Fat Natali once said that criticism on her writing could only be justified by presenting her with something that outshines her dribble. There you go, Two-Tuns-O-Fun! She totally read it, too!

She's "fattered" ... I mean "flattered." As if the former would even be possible.

Love,

Denise

Posted by: denise | Jul 10, 2005 7:30:51 PM

this site fucking sucks.Meathead is better!

Posted by: x | Sep 29, 2005 11:23:30 AM

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