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2005.06.24

[Pictures_of_You_#_5:_With_Teeth]

You know what I've always loved about Trent? Those thin, cruel lips he has, like a little bow, that frame his sharp, scary teeth. I LOVE Trent Reznor's teeth. Those teeth were meant for dirty, dirty business, and everytime I see them, I actually ACHE. You know: DOWN THERE.

Remember that article where he told us five words that come to mind when he thinks about sex? I think they were: "taste, sweat, lick, come and bite." Seriously, that quote just makes me fucking shudder. Is it hot in here? Suffice it to say that I'm a biter and a taster, too. Trent and I totally have something in common, SEXUALLY and ORALLY speaking. OMG, I am about to die the little death right now just thinking about it. Just the THOUGHT of Trent's mouth makes my skin burn from the inside out.

Let's have a look at Trent's FUCKING HOT teeth, shall we?

Cruellips

This picture features his cruel lips and just a HINT of teeth. Oh man, it's so hot! It's kinda like how, sometimes, just a HINT of flesh is sexier than a naked body? This hint of teeth makes me want to part those lips with my tongue, and as soon as I start thinking about how that mouth would taste, I can barely keep typing, so I think I better stop thinking about that. Yeah. Right fucking now.

Spikeyteeth

Even back in the slightly jocky, spikey hair days, Trent had those crazy, intense eyes, and more importantly, THOSE TEETH. I love the way he bares them, his non-existant upper lip pulled up in that dirty snarl. Jesus fucking Christ, what a hottie. Is it legal for a guy to be Trent Reznor?

Seriously. I'm asking.

Screamingteeth

I think we can all agree when I say that this picture of Trent at work, doing the very thing he does best in all the world, while rocking his sexxxiest hairstyle ever, his teeth looking fully ready to BITE, is one of the hottest pictures ever taken of His Majesty.

I really can't think of anything sexier than having Trent leave the studio after this picture was taken and let me pull his hair while he uses that same mouth from which so much genius issues to rock me even harder than he did that microphone. I would INSIST that he use his teeth. When I see this picture, the first thing that comes to mind is the bruises those teeth would leave on my tender thighs, and then, right after that, I start hoping he's singing "Please" or some other dirty little desperate number all about FLESH and SIN.

As Trent himself is so fond of saying: Oh, God.

Smileyteeth

Of course, Trent's teeth aren't always pure, scary sex. Sometimes he bares them charmingly with smiles, and as much as I love to see him smile, I don't let it fool me...

Scaryteeth

Those are teeth that are just MADE to do terrible things to you... IN BED. Or, anywhere else, for that matter. Terribly WONDERFUL, that is! Just look at these sharp, gnashing weapons of sexual mass destruction. He could tear so much shit up with those teeth that it just boggles my mind.

Sweet Jesus. I have to go touch myself now. Dierdre OUT.

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I think you should start looking for a new place to live.

Posted by: Gabriel | Jun 24, 2005 5:53:17 PM

Gabriel, don't bug me right now.

I'M BUSY.

Oh, God.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 24, 2005 6:04:52 PM

I personally find his nose and eyes infinitely more appealing. =P

Nose for, what should be, obvious reasons. Eyes because his left eye has an imperfection, and I adore eyes with imperfections.

Posted by: Kim | Jun 24, 2005 7:07:10 PM

My dear Kim, those lovely features will doubtless be featured another day. Needless to say, one cannot possibly cover the spectrum of Trent's many charms in just ONE blog post.

Personally, however, I would say that Trent's left eye has even greater perfection. Everything that is most beautiful is flawed.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 24, 2005 9:46:46 PM

HI MOM!

Posted by: Roth | Jun 25, 2005 3:57:10 AM

That's pretty kinky, Roth.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 25, 2005 8:31:36 AM

Actually, you could cover the spectrum of Trent's many charms in just one blog post... it would just take you forever and a day to do it properly, and it would be the biggest blog post in the history of the internet. Now that's a goal to shoot for if I ever did see one. =P

Posted by: Kim | Jun 25, 2005 10:32:22 AM

I wonder if Trent has an oral fixation. In the music there's lots of references to biting and other stuff you do with your mouth.

Posted by: Jessica | Jun 25, 2005 2:24:59 PM

Don't tease me, Jessica.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 25, 2005 2:39:23 PM

...after this i will never look at teeth the same way.

--Unknownzone

Posted by: Laisa | Jun 25, 2005 5:11:44 PM

I always thought his front teeth were kinda snaggly, but I'm in no position to throw stones.

But yes, he can sink those teeth in wherever he damn well pleases. Bruises, blood, marks, it's all good. *fans self*

Posted by: emerald527 | Jun 26, 2005 12:52:07 PM

Em, the fact that his teeth are kinda gross is EXACTLY why they are so fucking hott. He definitely has wierd snaggleteeth, but seriously...

JUST IMAGINE.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 26, 2005 5:55:27 PM

Jesus, I hope you are not gay...your posts on this site really suck.

Posted by: Scott K | Jun 26, 2005 8:23:35 PM

I'm confused Scott; are you suggesting that Dierdre is a lesbian? Because if it was this entry of hers that gave you that impression that must mean you also think Trent is a woman...

I'm confused.

Posted by: Gabriel | Jun 26, 2005 9:02:20 PM

Scott, let me spell this out for you REAL CLEAR-LIKE: I, Dierdre, am a straight woman, Trent Reznor is a MAN who may or may not be straight, and Gabriel is a closeted homo.

Have I got that right, Gabe?

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 26, 2005 9:17:26 PM

.... and I thought I was obsessed.

Wouldn't it be fitting for the two of you to attend the final, Salt Lake City, with_teeth tour date? Seeing as you're both such SUPER FANS (OMG!), experiencing the first and the last show would be something worth writing about.

In truth, Dierdre and Gabriel, I would love to meet you. You leave me in hysterics; in your blog entires, your continuous stabs at each other, and your blazing come-backs on ets. My guess is you two are worth meeting in person.

Posted by: pineapple | Jun 26, 2005 10:00:31 PM

I second that. I'm becoming more and more curious what you guys look like. People never look how I imagine they do.

Posted by: Jessica | Jun 27, 2005 4:03:49 AM

There's a pic pf me rocking The Chalice in the latest entry. Just click where it mentions a new mouth consuming the CHALICE OF REZNOR.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 27, 2005 5:57:58 AM

No, there is NO LONGER A FUCKING LINK right where it mentions GABRIEL'S Chalice.

I can't believe you went into my room and used my computer to change my post when I was gone this morning. Do I need to padlock the entire apartment, you crazy dental bitch?

Posted by: Gabriel | Jun 27, 2005 8:01:11 AM

OMG, you WHORE! Why not?

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 27, 2005 8:05:42 AM

That's it. Time for my BEET STORY.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 27, 2005 8:06:14 AM

OH GOD.

Posted by: Gabriel | Jun 27, 2005 8:47:50 AM

Hey, where can I find that article that you mentioned?

Posted by: DaisyMay | Sep 7, 2005 5:19:01 AM

I'm glad all of Trent's pets are representing, nowadays, on WTC. I wonder what the hairless cat's name is/was?

That quote is from an article in Details magazine from 1995. It may have been titled "The Art of Darkness" but that is a guess.

It's a good one, though. It also featured the huge scary feet/bathrobe picture, and lots of other of Trent looking like a crazy motherfucker who was right at that moment burning the candle at both ends.

Despite that, and LIKE ALWAYS, he was horribly sexy in it.

Posted by: Dierdre | Sep 7, 2005 5:36:28 AM

Isn't the cat named "Venus" or something?

Weimaraners are welcome, but I would just like to point out that *I* am the tragic beloved companion!

Posted by: maise | Sep 7, 2005 7:32:21 AM

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