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2005.06.08

[Pictures_of_You_#_3]

Holy fuck. I just found the new hottest picture of Trent Reznor ever taken in the history of his positively staggering hotness. Considering his slinky little ass in the PHM and DS days, and that sexy hairsyle era right after TF came out, that's really saying something:

Totalorgasm
click picture for a bigger dose of pure orgasm

Seriously. OMFG.

I'll tell you just exactly what it is that totally makes my panties wet about this picture: the wrinkles around the lips and under his eyes. The way experience is etched into his weathered skin and imperfect features. The crow's feet. The reddish beard. Then, as if that weren't enough, his green eyes, and that sharp look in them make me just about lose my rag. Jesus Fuck. Is it really hot in here?

In this picture, Trent kinda reminds me of Mr. Byron, my junior year high school history teacher. I learned a lot from Mr. Byron... but that's a story for another day.

Anyway, I want you all to know that I am officially ruined for all other men. (That's right, Trent, you are a RUINER!) What flesh and blood man could ever compare with just this photograph? I would rather make out with this photograph than any actual man I personally know.

I think it's time for me to go listen to the ninPod and touch myself.

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Trent Reznor's playing Indiana Jones in the new Raiders of the Lost Ark movie?

AWESOME!

Posted by: Gabriel | Jun 8, 2005 9:59:35 PM

LOL! I love you Diedre, you're hysterical. I've thoroughly enjoyed reading your blog (I'm biased though, as I also find Trent to be utterly stunning).

Posted by: Jessica | Jun 9, 2005 5:50:20 AM

PATHETIC.

Posted by: anonymous | Jun 9, 2005 6:45:34 AM

Shut up, Gabriel, you TOOL.

Jessica, I'm glad you are enjoying our blog! I like to think that if I pour out all the love in my heart, Trent might read it and realize that AT LAST he's gotten what's coming to him.

Anonymous, I see you're up to your old tricks. Y A W N.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 9, 2005 9:10:33 AM

There's a reason this pic is on my wall right next to my bed: all of the reasons you listed.

And I like the "I've been through hell and back" look. Why do I think he'd make a great action hero?

Posted by: emerald527 | Jun 9, 2005 10:11:54 AM

OMG, Em. I love it so much! It's as if his eyes are boring right into me. He'd make a great action hero...

IN MY BED.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 9, 2005 12:04:12 PM

Trent would projectile vomit if he read this. I feel sorry for you.

Posted by: Anonymous | Jun 9, 2005 4:09:49 PM

Don't feel sorry for me, Anonymous, at least I'm not a black-hearted HATER.

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 9, 2005 7:36:53 PM

You feel sorry for her anonymous? Why? Cause she expresses her feelings openly? OMG, what laughable crime...friggin tool.

Posted by: Tormented_Soul_3 | Jun 10, 2005 1:16:05 PM

It takes a lot more than this to make me projectile vomit.

Posted by: Guess Who? | Jun 11, 2005 9:01:40 AM

Thanks T. I luv you.

Yours,
Dierdre

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 12, 2005 2:33:09 AM

Check this one out! It's one of my favorites, and is extremely hot!

Posted by: Janice | Jun 15, 2005 7:13:32 PM


click here

Posted by: Janice | Jun 15, 2005 7:14:31 PM

Oh man, Janice! I so wanted to see that one, but your link doesn't work!

Posted by: Dierdre | Jun 15, 2005 9:47:42 PM

Dude, You guys are great! Your comments are to die for and the pics you put up rule! Viva La Reznor (and his fans)

Posted by: Lilith | Jun 30, 2006 11:15:52 PM

ONE WORD


WOW!!!!

Posted by: Clara | Jul 1, 2006 12:18:09 PM

I have three words, and three words only for this picture.

OH MY GOD! How fucking sexy is he?!

Posted by: R.J Girl | Jul 12, 2006 10:08:50 AM

DAMN HES FINE AS HELL

Posted by: | Jul 25, 2006 9:50:12 AM

that is a stunning pic of trent trufully i dont see how he anint got raped yet the man is so damn fine make u want to slap ya moma im tell ya man hes like damn fine

Posted by: Renee | Jul 25, 2006 9:51:04 AM

R.J. Girl, I think it you count, you'll find that that was 7 words, actually.

Renee, I can't tell what you're actually saying in your post, since it doesn't include any punctuation, or adherence to basic grammar rules AT ALL, and I also think that unless you're the devil, trying to rape Trent in the back of his car, he's probably pretty safe from the risk of unwanted sexual violation, if only because he can totally beat you up.

Anyway, I deleted your double post, because once was enough on that, alrighty?

Posted by: Dierdre | Jul 25, 2006 9:58:17 AM

It kind of makes you nostalgic for the days of "OMG, you guys are loserz!!! LOL!!!!", doesn't it?

Renee is the (allegedly) female version of "Deliverance." Watch out, Trent!

Posted by: maise | Jul 25, 2006 10:01:26 AM

Too bad Trank is sober. Dierdre could of had a chance with Trank the Tank. Before 2001...

Posted by: Hannah | Jul 25, 2006 10:06:10 AM

COULD HAVE HAD.

Fucking christ. Stupidity and bad grammar makes me [sic].

Posted by: Jane | Jul 25, 2006 10:14:24 AM

Sory. I didnttt meen too spelll it the wronggg waye.

Posted by: Hannah | Jul 25, 2006 10:16:25 AM

[banging head against desk]

Posted by: maise | Jul 25, 2006 10:16:35 AM

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