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2005.05.09

[Dear_Trent_#_1]

Dear Trent,

Can you please tell me how you got to be such a dirty, dirty little bitch? I was driving along in my car, innocently listening to that turgid rage hard-on of a CD, Broken, when your cover of Adam & The Ants Physical came on, and suddenly you went from being totally PO'ed to being a writhing, breathless, gurgling sex beast. At the time, I was driving, and I don't think I have to tell you that it's not clever for a girl to operate heavy machinery while you pant like a rutting animal.

When you recorded that, did you have your hands all up in your junk? Tell us the truth, sparklepants.

Love,
Dierdre

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i understand your dillemma, my precious. i, too, often find myself torn by the thrusting, hard conundrum he leaves us in. what are these feelings? i don't want to hide.

Posted by: Gabriel | May 9, 2005 6:58:18 PM

Oh Gabriel! Love will tear us apart, truly.

Posted by: Dierdre | May 9, 2005 7:05:38 PM

This is a really neat blog!

It doesn't hold a candle to mine, but hey, consider yourself lucky to have been read by me! :)

I'll stop by periodically.

Posted by: Wino McHackenpuke | May 9, 2005 8:59:17 PM

Gurgling sex beast! LOL! Thrusting, hard conundrum! LOLZ!

Posted by: You've got to be kidding... | May 19, 2005 4:47:54 PM

That song is hot. You are totally right. I would take the precaution of not listening to it while driving, Dierdre.

Posted by: fangirl deluxe | Jun 2, 2005 10:16:19 PM

Dear Trent.

I love u so much! U looked so fucking sexy in The Hand That Feeds i fucking fell in love with you when u did Fragile live on stage, i watched u when u were wasted i've had that before my cousin filmed me when i was wasted. I love u so fucking much, i'd die 4 u, never forget that.

Posted by: Karen | Jul 14, 2006 2:41:45 PM

Dierdre, I hate the new trolls. I really think ungrammatical hate is way more entertaining.

Posted by: Jane | Jul 14, 2006 2:55:19 PM

Some guy called Jarid or whatever was being a cunt about Trent, but i told him to go fuck himself and kinda threatened to cut off his cock if he said anything else, any other girls agree with me that this guy was a dickface? he's on mailto:Fistfulofwaffles@gmail.com

Posted by: | Jul 16, 2006 1:57:37 PM

Who are these fucking people?

Posted by: Jane | Jul 16, 2006 2:17:14 PM

I just saw Trent singing The Fragile live, i was completely turned on of course.

Posted by: Rachel | Jul 26, 2006 2:38:08 PM

Ok i gotta go i think these people are pretty pissed off and kind of bored coz i keep writing but anyway.

Dear Trent i went 2 a party with my sister and 2 of her friends Jackie and Adele. Some guy who looked just like you was chatting my sister up. I'm so fucking jealous of her!

Posted by: Rachel | Aug 9, 2006 11:08:20 AM

dear trent hasnt it been forever?did you ever get that letter telling you about someone trying to run me over?well it turns out the cunts girlfriends father and sister are cops and he ended up raping me in public last time i went to adelaide.last time iwent to queensland a fat policewoman screamed at me to shut up about the fox and the police.so i was happy to enjoy the last laugh when i actually came just thinking about you.anais nin the famous writer wrote a beautiful short erotic story with a character who said she wished she could fall in love so deeply that she came just thinking about someone else.

Posted by: aura whales | Sep 6, 2006 6:20:01 AM

Wow. I feel a little filthed, after having read that. I mean, the police, rape, and then you menion that you came just thinking of Trent. I have to ask myself how these seemingly disparate things are linked in your sick, ungrammatical little mind, aura whales.

BTW, as an Austrailian, how do you feel about the death of the Croc Hunter? We're all pretty broken up about it, here at WearingTheseChains.

Posted by: Jane | Sep 6, 2006 11:05:43 AM

Aura Whales, I feel you. Fuck tha police.

Posted by: maise | Sep 6, 2006 11:36:44 AM

maise honey, I love your ghetto spelling.

Posted by: KittyKins | Sep 6, 2006 4:24:22 PM

Fuck tha police, lest tha police fuck you.

Posted by: JR | Sep 6, 2006 5:00:33 PM

LMAO

Posted by: KittyKins | Sep 6, 2006 9:04:11 PM

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